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Who is the most disagreeable, mean spirited character in the Archers?

121 replies

seeker · 01/05/2008 10:00

I vote for William.

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Threadwworm · 08/05/2008 13:13

Lol at Will in Hardyesque paranoia.
Hopefully there won't be a Jude the Obscure mass family slaughter outrage.

Would be good fun to match every Archers character with a Hardy character. Do you think Neil could be persuaded to get drunk and sell Susan for the price of a fairground snack?

barbarianoftheuniverse · 08/05/2008 13:15

Birds of prey only started dropping out of the sky after the vicare got engaged. I am wracking my brains for the link.

seeker · 09/05/2008 09:40

Ohhhh - can we expect the death of all the first born soon? That would get rid of lots of my least favorite characters - Daniel, Susan, Shula and or Kneton, either Tony or Jennifer or Lillian (don't know which one, but I don't care), William, George, Pip, Lily and or Freddy.......

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TsarChasm · 09/05/2008 14:11

Tee Hee...I'm rubbing my hands at the thought of the sainted self righteous Shula getting an earful for spreading gossip aboout Alan'n'Usha to that reporter.

Zebedeedoodah · 12/05/2008 14:14

Shula didn't get her just desserts last night. AND she told him a big fat whopper. I hope Usha duffs her up good & proper.

Lilymaid · 12/05/2008 21:49

Susan, closely followed by sanctimonious Shula.

charitygirl · 16/05/2008 19:17

After tonight's episode, I vote for Shula. I don't care if Usha did get a bit hysterical, it was entirely satisfying!

Especially when stupid old Shula admitted she DID have problems with Usha marrying Alan. She is a racist just like Roy Tucker!

And I did not know that Shula shagged Usha's ex! Whattacow!

WendyWeber · 16/05/2008 19:20

Oh Shula and Usha have been very very chilly since Shula shagged the doctor (she was supposed to be Usha's friend!)

ipanemagirl · 18/05/2008 01:05

Bobbiewickham!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!

Totally agree!!!

Will (Miseryguts)
Susan (Obnoxious cow)
Peggy (Awful winnetting bat)
Jennifer's daughter who didn't get into Cranwell is it?
(dreadful irritating strumpet)

But I must complain about KENTON for being all faux-cool and saying "Hey Man! did you hear the Judge Man??"

And the row between Usha and Shula was great but implausible, Shula would never have been indiscreet in front of a journo, she's shrewd and discreet. This row is great but not consistent with the character really. I know she isn't wils about the marriage but come on, she wouldn't have let her guard down in front of anyone I don't think.....

AitchTwoCiao · 18/05/2008 01:07

are you lot on drugs? it's Rooth, deffo.

VictorianSqualor · 18/05/2008 01:09

Can anyone explain the Archers enough to me so I can listen and not feel like I'm tuning into family affairs in the other room?

AitchTwoCiao · 18/05/2008 01:12

no, that is exactly what you are listening to. (have a look on the r4 website, i think they do chapter synposes. i only listen every few weeks, tbh it's always the same, that's the great joy of it )

ipanemagirl · 18/05/2008 01:13

H2Ciao of course you're right.

I wanted her to die when she's been ill or had operations. That's the honest truth. I wanted the Grim Reaper to come and mow that woman down.

VictorianSqualor
You could look here for a plot synopsis on the Archers' website.

ipanemagirl · 18/05/2008 01:15

H2Ciao, how much do you hate Jazzer and Nigel????
Oh have mercy upon my soul, I cannot bear either of them.

VictorianSqualor · 18/05/2008 01:15

Ah, wonderful Aitch, like that awful american thing where the woman shagged her husband brother(the priedt) that used to be on ch5?
What was it?

AitchTwoCiao · 18/05/2008 01:21

it#s ringing a bell, vs.

actually ipanema, you've reminded me that i hate 'Lizzie' Even More Than Rooth.

VictorianSqualor · 18/05/2008 01:25

sunset beach, just google 'channel 5 priest sister in law'

AitchTwoCiao · 18/05/2008 01:27

oh yes. with that lead female with a mouth like The Joker's. sydney, was it? and the english bizillionaire who fell in love with the ingenue...

ipanemagirl · 18/05/2008 01:43

Oh yes I hate LIZZIE too, so smug, so pleased with herself, so down with the servants...... awful bint.

Not sure if I like anyone at all but love the programme at the moment, hated it when it got very dull a few months ago. Find that they flog a storyline to death too often.

Sort of like Debbie I guess and Brian is at least a really good actor and a good 'bad' guy at times. I like Matt Crawford too but not when he's being lovey dovey with Lilian.

oh LILIAN - That laugh!

and GILL - such mimsying about. And complaining she hadn't been told about the rape? Hush your mouth ancient crone!

Don't like any of them really, Adam is quite waspish I suppose but a huge moaner.

I could go on for days like this must go to bed...

seeker · 18/05/2008 06:04

I must have missed Shula and the Doctor - or did it have "Archers having Sex" sound effects and I have mercifully developed amnesia about it?

Shula is SO a racist - can't bear that middle-class-look-at-me-I've-invited-the-Guptas-to lunch-aren't-I-liberal stuff. Bring back Alaisdair's dad!

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Threadwworm · 18/05/2008 06:44

Yes, I'm having trouble remembering that one (thank God -- I'll never recover from Sid and Joleeeeeeeeeen in the shower).

How come so many people hate Ruth? She is dull, for sure. But dull isn't hateworthy is it? How can anyone summon up the motivation to hate her. Even more implausible than the cowman summoning up the motivation to fancy her.

LittleBella · 18/05/2008 07:56

Ooh how can you even sort of like Debbie? She is so sanctimonious and unpleasant and dull. (Typical Archers woman I suppose. )

seeker · 18/05/2008 07:56

I do find Ruth intensely irritating - but I don't know why. I even found myself being irritated by how long she took to convalesce from her operation! I thing part of the problem is that I really like David - partly because I like the actor when her appears on Broadcasting House, and `I was cross with her over the Sam business. But I think I disliked her before that too.

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sophiewd · 18/05/2008 08:07

Shula is being a sanctimonius (sp) fresian.

I never knew that Usha had it in her

Threadwworm · 18/05/2008 08:12

I don't like David very much -- only because for some reason I formed a mental image of him when I was about 10 years old, in which he looked exactly like one of my next-door neighbours, complete with pudding-bowl haircut. Plus, he is a badger murderer.