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Who is the most disagreeable, mean spirited character in the Archers?

121 replies

seeker · 01/05/2008 10:00

I vote for William.

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Blandmum · 02/05/2008 09:06

When Kate was pregnant with Phoebe, I thought that she would call her something like Moon flower and posted this on UMRA. Writers for the Archers lurk and picked up the name, and gave it to one of Kate's Hippy Friends!

Smug, me, never!

WhatSheSaid · 02/05/2008 09:12

Ah yes, I remember her having Phoebe in a teepee at Glastonbury.

OrmIrian · 02/05/2008 14:11

Pat.

Self-righteous, angry, bullying. She may well be right but does she have to be so vile about it.

flack · 02/05/2008 14:28

Elizabeth, always has been the most self-centred one of the lot, I reckon.

littlelapin · 02/05/2008 18:12

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squeaver · 02/05/2008 18:16

yes Flack and, let's face it, she used to be a bit of a slut, until Nigel "rescued" her.

2Eliza2 · 03/05/2008 09:54

Oh we've got to have that littlelapin plot line! But I have to admit I'm finding the Abbie storyline slightly unconvincing. Hayley doesn't seem fraught enough. How IS she managing with feeding? Has she been expressing for Abbie? Is she still feeding her? If so, why isn't she experiencing the usual difficulties when a new mother starts for the first time.

I hope Roy has some really broken nights. I don't like him.

poppy34 · 04/05/2008 10:20

am listening to archers - although love littlelapin's plotline , am wanting to do violence to radio re susan. ITs not often Matt Crawford looks reasonable.

oggsfrog · 04/05/2008 10:30

Kathy gets on my tits, and as for Jamie...
Willyum is a git.
Susan is vile.

poppy34 · 04/05/2008 10:40

I know - it was a dreadful storyline for kathy but in the general run of things she is damn irritating.

oh god now Ruth on... is this some kind of endurance test this morning of all the irritating people - willyem, susan, ruth? all we need now is a good old self righteous rant from pat and roy going off on one and it'll be full house.

TsarChasm · 04/05/2008 10:42

I'm very worried about that red kite though....not.

poppy34 · 04/05/2008 10:46

lol -tsar.. it is one of those storylines no one cares about

poppy34 · 04/05/2008 10:56

And so we have full house with the appearance of pat...making ruth look less annoying (something that isn't that easy)

edam · 04/05/2008 10:57

Has to be William, horribly whining bully. Although I'm not to fond of bloody Shula either.

edam · 04/05/2008 10:58

too fond.

TsarChasm · 04/05/2008 11:01

Now I'm very worried about Red Kites falling into bio digesters...not

Actually if we could chuck most of the cast into the bio digester, job done.

LittleBella · 04/05/2008 20:38

I hate the way no new mother in any soap ever has any bf difficulties.

William is so undignified. A little fortitude in adversity wouldn't go amiss...

OrmIrian · 06/05/2008 08:18

William needs a good kicking. I rarely advocate violence but that kind of sulky aggressive petulance deserves it in an adult.

Blandmum · 06/05/2008 08:35

what is the 'back story' to the red kyte? I missed it

seeker · 06/05/2008 08:58

Authorities turned up at Wills because a poisoned red kite was found on the Estate. William claims enevverdunit. Matt reckons he did and good luck to him but he should be sacked because he didn't cover his tracks better. Brian is being worryingly supportive -I would be worried if I was Will ("The Secretary of State has my full support....")

Will and Eddie then found a dead buzzard and buried it.

Will is sinking into Hardyesque paranoia and snapping at anyone who says good morning to him and getting gloomily drunk and trying to hit Ed.

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Blandmum · 06/05/2008 09:14

Buzzard burying, what passes for a family outing on the Archers!

Do you think that lunatic woman is doing it to 'get at' the vile will?

seeker · 06/05/2008 13:54

I hadn't thought of that! Shall I send her some strychnine?

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Zebedeedoodah · 08/05/2008 12:44

Susan's the worst. Can't bear the woman. Jumped up, pretentious, sanctimonious, failed social-climbing malicious gossip....

Although Pat, Shula & Elizabeth are pretty close runners up. Ruth on a bad day is also dreadful, as is Kathy with her whining.

Will's just being a typical gamekeeper in training. They're nearly all bloody-minded gits (and I'm sure there are some honourable exceptions, just in case I've offended too many people!)

But I LOVE Kenton, Matt & Lillian.

JennieBaldrin · 08/05/2008 12:53

Darlings! I love Lillian too!

Zebedeedoodah · 08/05/2008 13:08

I think it's the gin and fags!