Professional Masterchef 2024: Thread 5 is topped with pork scratchings.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Like all good desserts.

Hopefully it's Michael and George heading off tonight.

If it's Chloe I shall rampage.

I shall also be very cross if Gareth goes home and they put Michael through

Gareth looks like he wants to stab them, and I think that's fair.

George had grumpy!!!!! Don't mess up my fishey man

He really does!

Gareth is looking angry. Hope it doesn't impact his cooking.

If Chloe goes home I’ll be gutted especially if Michael stays!

Someone needs to take the sharp knives away from Gareth. He looks seriously cross.

'And, Michael, you have a Greenland Shark.'

Doesn't he just.

I watched this earlier on I Player and thought Gareth looked seriously pissed off. Glad to know it wasn't just my imagination.

How can they not wing it ? They have known what their main ingredient for approx 1 minute.

George: 'I'm going to stick to what I know ..... blowing up James VI and Parliament.'

Nooo man!! Do NOT put goosegogs on grumpy

Nearly spat my G & T out there

Between Gareth with knives and George with dynamite, it’s a shame one of them couldn’t see off Gregggg

Bloody hell Chloe don’t do this!

What the fuck is Gregg on about. They can't all be 'half way to the next round I'm sure'. That's the whole point of a bloody knock-out competition.

I love that she practised with one to be sure. That's very sensible and thorough of her.

I like toasted flaked almonds with my trout Chloe. Just saying…

The triumph of hope over experience is wearing a bit thin now, Michael

And you shouldn't be in the last 8, Michael. You should not.

'And believe me, I've overpowered a few trouts in my time. Am I right, fellas?'

They cut that bit, too.

you need salted cod to do brandade!

Why is he trying to do cod things with plaice?