Professional Masterchef 24 Thread 4 - Raw Lamb, Bones and Poisonous Rice

[PotterHead1985]

New Fred

If I'd eaten any beetroot it would definitely be all down my front. Marcus and Monica are still pristine.

I think this is going to be pretty close (unless there are some almighty bog ups)

Or skeletons?!

Big bowl of tomato ketchup that looked like there William!

Oh yes @PotterHead1985 🤢

I really hope William does well. He's a sweetheart.

Don't melt your cling film, Chiara!

Rhubarb AND miso. Two of the ingredients du jour in one dish for Chiara.

So it's mackerel skeleton

By the way I had the small BCC removed from the side of my face, just in the hairline today. Deeply disappointed that they haven't shaved a single hair off. No Michael hair do for me. ☹️

Half my face is still numb, it's like a preview of (badly done) Botox - no eyebrow movement on one side and only half a smile.

Lovely Dr and free parking at the hospital (Gloucester) what's not to like.

I love Indonesian/Malay/Singaporean food.

Hadn’t pegged Chiara for the fire-botherer this series

Don't listen to anyone telling you that's her kittens. She ran away from Roedean aged 17, married a crusty tree surgeon in a broom jumping ceremony and indeed named her two cherub-faced toddlers Badger and Flame.

Yeah...no, you can fuck right off chiara it ain't crisps

Glad to hear it went well, but sorry you don't get to debut a styling new look.

@ShamedBySiri good to hear. Shame you are not rocking the Phil Oakley look but never mind

Love samphire

So good to know it all went well for you Shamed

Glad it went well

@ShamedBySiri welcome back! Does it tempt you to try actual Botox?

Absolutely thought so @EsmaCannonball 🤣

Is the hair another decision that 14 year old Michael made?

I think Michael is the weakest of this lot

clafoutis 😋

Love a clafoutis.

I’ve just got to the clafoutis