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Professional Masterchef 24 Thread 4 - Raw Lamb, Bones and Poisonous Rice

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PotterHead1985 · 20/11/2024 20:55

New Fred

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PotterHead1985 · 28/11/2024 20:24

EsmaCannonball · 28/11/2024 20:22

I'm getting ads for a new male escort operating in my area. Bald guy, glasses. Free veg box with every booking.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2024 20:25

... Did Marcus just say guaca-mole?

I think yesterday's bunch was more in control than this lot.

ilovesooty · 28/11/2024 20:25

Marcus is being wanky.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/11/2024 20:25

EsmaCannonball · 28/11/2024 20:22

I'm getting ads for a new male escort operating in my area. Bald guy, glasses. Free veg box with every booking.

And a good case of.....
oh bugger I hope they all hate the pork crackling pudding.
Guacamole-easy, blitz avos, add salt pepper Mayo and lemon juice, mix. This is how ds’s Mexican ex made it.

ilovesooty · 28/11/2024 20:26

Poor Jordan being in the other group.

PotterHead1985 · 28/11/2024 20:26

Blueberrycreampie · 28/11/2024 20:23

@PotterHead1985 I've survived many years with my wooden boards. 🤔

We are built different!! I've only been board religious since I was in culinary school (for 5 min!)

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Sunbird24 · 28/11/2024 20:26

No George, your plan was stupid

Theeyeballsinthesky · 28/11/2024 20:27

George you tried to do faaar to much

EsmaCannonball · 28/11/2024 20:27

Those are canapé tacos, George. I expect this type of food to be more hearty.

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2024 20:27

Ah, George, what a mess.

Halsall · 28/11/2024 20:27

Oh George. After this you'll need to leave court and travel for seven years.

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/11/2024 20:27

I’ve still got my mums wooden board that she bought in Habitat 45 years ago. And some bamboo ones.
Oh George...

TheDogsMother · 28/11/2024 20:28

ilovesooty · 28/11/2024 20:26

Poor Jordan being in the other group.

This is the real shame of the format. It also gives the likes of Michael opportunity to get through.

ShamedBySiri · 28/11/2024 20:28

Oh dear. Poor George. They looked lovely, three little mini tacos.

ilovesooty · 28/11/2024 20:28

Stupid question Marcus.

EsmaCannonball · 28/11/2024 20:28

Make Gaston the new presenter.

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2024 20:28

They're all having nightmares.

PotterHead1985 · 28/11/2024 20:28

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/11/2024 20:27

I’ve still got my mums wooden board that she bought in Habitat 45 years ago. And some bamboo ones.
Oh George...

My board split a couple month ago. It was my masterchef board and was about 10. Had to buy a new one

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Theeyeballsinthesky · 28/11/2024 20:29

This is all far too stressful!!!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/11/2024 20:29

EsmaCannonball · 28/11/2024 20:28

Make Gaston the new presenter.

That would be hysterical, and probably a bit tiring.

WinterCrow · 28/11/2024 20:29

GrouchyKiwi · 28/11/2024 20:06

Bloody MN is being weird and scrolling quickly through the whole thread every time it refreshes. I am losing the will.

Mine too - it started a few hours ago, on all threads. Doing my nut in.

PotterHead1985 · 28/11/2024 20:29

And now cooked chicken on a green board. God help me

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LaMarschallin · 28/11/2024 20:30

EsmaCannonball · 28/11/2024 20:28

Make Gaston the new presenter.

He'll have his own programme: Euromash

ilovesooty · 28/11/2024 20:30

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 28/11/2024 20:29

That would be hysterical, and probably a bit tiring.

They could make Vito the new presenter.

PotterHead1985 · 28/11/2024 20:30

WinterCrow · 28/11/2024 20:29

Mine too - it started a few hours ago, on all threads. Doing my nut in.

I got locked out about then. Everything disappeared

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