Professional Masterchef 24 Thread 4 - Raw Lamb, Bones and Poisonous Rice

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New Fred

Oh William, that sounds bloody lovely.
oh fuck me, Michael has an interesting background. His stupid mullet is getting right on my tits.

Is pork crumble now a thing on puddings??

More pork scratchings on dessert. That can get in the sea.

Pork on pudding again

It’s now the law.

Aliona complained that he didn't wear underwear to rehearsals. And his trousers split.

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More doughnuts, hm we'll see...

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the derty bastard.

Doesn't Monica remember having pork scratchings on a pud not long ago?

Oh bum. I didn’t know it was on tonight. I’ll have to be late!

Marcus channelling Cilla there - a lorra lorra work. 🤣

I don’t think 3 types of taco was good plan george

Briefly speaking of Gregg I have had a theory for a while. All the slippery, moist, wet, springy etc references are him having his own little pervy game of buzzword bingo. Seeing what he can get away with 🤢

Taco press! I knew there was something I really wanted for Christmas.

I am sad Gaston is ruining his dish with mushrooms.

What happens to the rest of all those chickens if Gaston's just using the breast-meat? 😯

Gaston was Chopping that cooked chicken on a red board. I wanted to slap him through the telly

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I've told DH I want one too. I must remind him. Homemade tortillas are a million times nicer than supermarket ones, but they're such a faff I never do them.

Michael has a Backpfeifengesicht. A face begging to be slapped.

What should you chop on a red board?

Raw meat. Yellow is cooked meat

That's the second time today I've read about someone involved with MasterChef putting his pork where it's not wanted.