Professional Masterchef 24 Thread 4 - Raw Lamb, Bones and Poisonous Rice

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New Fred

How the fuck are they being expected to share ovens when they are cooking different shit at different times and temps

Manufactured drama, innit.

Hence I don't like them

To you - to me - to you………ooops……🫠

Think I'll pass, Gareth. It's not fecking ice cream if there's no cream, and mouthfeel is the world's second worst phrase.

Mouthfeel. God I hate that term 🤢

Or these days "to you.................." Too soon?

For a posh bird Chiara sure has some prison tattoos.

Does Cheltenham Ladies' College have a Cat A wing?

Come on Sean stop manufacturing drama (even though I melt at your dulcet tones)

"I can only count in Italian" says the girl with the cut glass - nay, crystal! - English accent.
Ah, yes-a! Just-a like-a Nonna taught-a me!

Bit burnt them spuds

I do wish they had to cost out a portion of their food for this round. Would be interesting to see the difference and consider what the public would actually pay for pop up food.

I’m currently working with a Canadian. He’s not had a jacket potato before! Apparently they aren’t a thing in Canada.

I literally just said that to DH. I’m not a tattoo fan but if you’re going to have them, at least get them done by someone who can draw.

The more I learn about Canada the worse it sounds.

Poutine..nuff said

Ah, but they consider poutine to be a delicacy! 😂

We have failed as a colonial power. Better fire up the muskets and send in the Redcoats. (Not the Butlins ones.)

Gap in the market! Send Spud-u-like!

That said I had a friend who had a degree in English and spoke perfect English.*. We worked together in a shop and she could only cash up in her native French.

*she was doing her degree in a time of all the Princess Diana interviews. The whole lot of the, would get together to watch her interviews and copy her accent.

Those ovens are properly annoying. I would have a heart attack every time.

They’ll be artisanal tatts, done by her good friend Jacinta who once worked at a chic little gallery but followed her calling.

If either Chloe or Dan leave I'm going to be devastated. I love them working together.

They are so cute

I’m worried for Chloe.