Professional Masterchef 24 Thread 4 - Raw Lamb, Bones and Poisonous Rice

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New Fred

Yes I really would like some meat.

Aww lovely picture of Jordan and his mum ❤️

Roots, heritage and culture = 🍷

Jordan's mum is gorgeous. Good genes there,

Mc vities Jamaican ginger cake! Bloody knew it! Love it.

Jamaican Ginger Cake! Yep, my mum used to buy that, too.

Jordan's dish sounds incredible.

Also love ginger cake

Foraging from his front garden 🙄

Forage = 🍷🍷

My bloody children have been talking so all I know is that Chiara's doing a fish pie but with scallops, Dan is doing buttery potatoes with beans and cheese (?), and Jordan is making a ginger cake.

Looks like a lot of foraging there

Foraging-the subtle essence of cat pee.

Rhubarb and custard is good. But mass catering doughnuts? I'm predicting a raw insides disaster.

I never had cravings while I was pregnant, so I used to pretend to DH that I had them so he'd get me things like KFC and cheese balls.

Making your partner bake doughnuts for you whenever you want them is next level.

Mystic Meg here "I foresee the doughnuts not working"

Late but here!

Agree that it seems a bit unfair to split them up and then one goes home although looking at the groups I don't think they're a random selection.

I'll be shocked

How can you spend half your life foraging in the wilds and still have the pallor of a cellar spider?

Oooh, you don’t want to juggle with cheese custard. That would be silly.

I really should like aubergines more than I do.

Rings in that part of the nose always look like you need a tissue. Sorry, Chloe.

Dan and Chloe are sweet together. Friends for the life, as Iveta would say.

How do you slow roast aubergine without it going soggy as fuck

You don't. You just pretend that's what you planned to do.

He does it by the light of a full moon.

Caveat: unless you are a Chuckle Brother.