Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Isn't aspergillus poisonous

Funky rice pudding. Gosh.

Hm. Not sure about Chiara's menu. The pasta dish sounds great, the dessert less so.

I think there's a special portion for Gregg... ☠️

If it is feed Gregg loads of it.

Fucking dog stood on remote, so missed all of Ciara.

Oh fuck off Gregg

My mother used to actually order us out of the kitchen when she was cooking. Little did she know she was thwarting my destiny to breathe the same cooking steam as Gregg Wallace.

We can have a whip round

You must be eternally grateful to your Mother for that.

No one is allowed in the kitchen when I’m cooking. My mother has an apron that says ‘piss off I’m busy’.

I googled. It is poisonous. I KNEW it was

Lamb neck

Didn’t Horrible Histories do Historical MC with Lucrezia Borgia poisoning the “Gregg”? If not they should.

And I deliberately tried to be in a room with him!!

Grandfather - coo!

That goat cheese was sitting far too close to the raw meat.

Not sure those cookies look quite right…

Ground nut stew : peanut sauce.

So satay then?

American grandfather too. It’s like family top trumps.

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Love cheesecake but don’t like goats cheese at all.

Garden on the plate

Chiara's looks very attractive, I must say. Reserving judgment on the funky porridge.

Crab shell - rookie error