Professional MasterChef 24 Thread 3 - In which turds and cat sick have apparently been eschewed for no-good tarts and terrible puff-puffs…

[Sunbird24]

Hopefully Tuesday’s round do better!

Drunk sponge. Gimme

who can afford all these private chefs?

cough.

Would thoroughly recommend this baked trifle recipe if anyone's looking for a Christmas dessert.

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/baked-raspberry-bramble-trifle-drambuie

My mam has her own private chef!!! 🤣🤣

I think she knows what she's doing

Sophie is vair posh too.

Remi looks smoooooth

So does my dh and ds. Oh wait, it’s me!

Ooh. Mams fave fruit too. Course I'm allergic!!! (Not badly, but scratchy throat and cough)

Shnap!!! With a smidge of training (2 months!!! Then I got v v ill)

last Christmas I made a pina colada trifle which went down quite well 😁

Ooooh an aunt rather than a nonna

Aunt. That's a change

So we have an international jet-set journalist, chemist and lawyer ...... and a bloke who 'left' school at 15 after being raised on deep-fried pizzas.

Coconut and jelly? Double boak

I chain drink coffee all day but LOATHE coffee in anything else, I also like chocolate but dislike chocolate desserts,cakes, biscuits etc. Even dislike brownies. My kids think I'm completely weird.

I'm DEFINITELY keeping you. You are sooo my humour

Jelly in a trifle? Definitely not

Soggy biscuit 🫤

Oh thank god

My ma and bananas (not that she's allowed them anymore. Too much potassium)

Pretty good effort considering he's never made it before.

The reason I'm not a dunker

Remi looks like he's going to break into a BSB song any second.

There was pineapple too but I can’t lie there was also coconut