MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

Ross only getting all aggy and playing the protective husband now because he knows that what Sacha wants.

He wasnt even convincing 😂

I've learned the hard way that you have to select your snacks very carefully. I still haven't recovered from munching on bbq flavoured hula hoops last year when Georgesssssss started talking about rimming ...

Got very confused there with the car parking analogies. Couldn't work out if it was anal, or absolutely no cock in fanny or just no cumming in fanny. Still not sure I'm entirely clear.

I would kill my other half with his own car if he was to discuss our intimate details on national television.

Gaston is making crime myself inside out. But it's hilarious in his Swiss Toni way.

I think he meant anal tbh

Is Ross angry because Alex said the jewellery is fake? I mean I think it is fake tbf. Sasha is gleeful, I don’t like this for Ross

I don't think Ross even knows what he's arguing about. It was terribly fake

The experts are missing the point...again!

Alex just looked properly sinister after Ross stormed off.

Why is Sascha looking all shocked when she was the one who was demanding that Ross protects her honour?

Ross come on. Chill out

Evening all and thanks for the new thread. Your great comments have persuaded me to watch. 😂

Why is everyone responsible for this conflict please?? Fuck off Paul.

Alex wouldn't have given a shit if somebody had said something about Holly!

@AtlasPine As someone who has experienced much racism, I truly appreciate you explaining things me. Thanks 🙄

So that bracelet has real diamonds?

Course it does

Sasha is a knob!

@dapsnotplimsolls they were such a terrible match, I felt sorry for Georges

They are all brain dead

This argument is so petty and silly

Alex really is an arsehole, isn't he. He truly excels in getting a rise out of others. I kind of wish he'd have been paired with Richelle if only to see sparks properly fly

Alex is loving this. Can he now remove himself permanently from this situation?

We are 30 minutes in and still on them all arriving?

Sasha no no no. She's walked right into it.

As somebody new to this, I know it's reality light entertainment for popularity but it's a shame it feels contrived rather than a genuine experiment.

Polly's not dress is putting in a heavy lifting shift there.