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MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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Dillite2 · 24/10/2024 20:04

You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

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cout · 28/10/2024 21:04

Kieran has the ick for some reason

dapsnotplimsolls · 28/10/2024 21:04

murasaki · 28/10/2024 20:56

His Maltese falcon.

We have a winner!

Dillite2 · 28/10/2024 21:04

Wow, you have been busy today. Was it more derailing? Is it worth reading back?

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purplespink · 28/10/2024 21:04

K&K we're the couple I was really rooting for 😭

dapsnotplimsolls · 28/10/2024 21:04

Kieran, just give up!

cout · 28/10/2024 21:04

Cold sore gate

purplespink · 28/10/2024 21:05

Were*

cout · 28/10/2024 21:05

Dillite2 · 28/10/2024 21:04

Wow, you have been busy today. Was it more derailing? Is it worth reading back?

Mainly Haiku

dapsnotplimsolls · 28/10/2024 21:05

Dillite2 · 28/10/2024 21:04

Wow, you have been busy today. Was it more derailing? Is it worth reading back?

There are approximately 230 haikus.

Tittat50 · 28/10/2024 21:05

He's just not interested in poor Kristina. Something happened

cout · 28/10/2024 21:05

WHAT differences please K

murasaki · 28/10/2024 21:05

Dillite2 · 28/10/2024 21:04

Wow, you have been busy today. Was it more derailing? Is it worth reading back?

We just tried to get it back on track with haikus.

menopausalfart · 28/10/2024 21:06

I'm beginning to think he drew that cold sore on.

Tittat50 · 28/10/2024 21:06

I think she did a foof fart in his face. Everything else is an excuse

Appalonia · 28/10/2024 21:06

My God WHY is Emma still flogging a dead horse?!

cout · 28/10/2024 21:06

Men should have sideburns.

I think we've all learned that from this series

dapsnotplimsolls · 28/10/2024 21:06

Tittat50 · 28/10/2024 21:05

He's just not interested in poor Kristina. Something happened

He spotted Gaston's Maltese Falcon.

foresthump · 28/10/2024 21:06

K&k live opposite ends of the country

Not a great match geographically

murasaki · 28/10/2024 21:06

0h fuck off Caspar, you called Emma a practice run for someone else.

Dillite2 · 28/10/2024 21:07

Emma, stop sniffing your own farts and smell the sunshine!!!!! You have no positives other than you both still have a pulse.

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Tittat50 · 28/10/2024 21:07

Dear goodness Emma

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 28/10/2024 21:07

Dillite2 · 28/10/2024 21:07

Emma, stop sniffing your own farts and smell the sunshine!!!!! You have no positives other than you both still have a pulse.

Looking at Caspar, I'm really not sure he does still have a pulse

dapsnotplimsolls · 28/10/2024 21:08

Just. Give. Up.

cout · 28/10/2024 21:08

Having of the back chat again

Tittat50 · 28/10/2024 21:08

Lady Di vibes again in that outfit

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