MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

Tasha was another brawler wasn't she.

They could combine as a 3 and we will call the them the Twollies.

I could sew them together akin to the Human Centipede and send them on a night out down Blackpool.

Amy's lips are big
Bigger than Gaston's thing?
We may never know

Is it wrong to wonder what Gaston calls Monsieur Gaston?

Answers on a postcard.

My pleasure piece? Luke's love pump? My gardening tool? My ardent pole of lurve?

He probably would actually say ' Little Luke wants to meet Amy's Polly Pocket '

My love-axe?

I just can't. This is inspired.

I watch too many weird films. Titat is a good person really

I think the Twollies would end up falling out. Hair extensions everywhere.

This better not be a total snooze fest

Can't most of them leave and we'll get some new people

The Twollies would definitely end up ripping each others hair extensions out

Bit late now, we had our new people. And two of the three couples left.

Come on MAFS. Gregggggg is doing my head in iykyk

His Maltese falcon.

I'd see some scope in bringing in some past MAFS rotters to stir it up. I always felt the Oz version to be much more entertaining and believable.

This awful programme pre MAFS? I'm watching it and slightly intrigued

No no Masterchef the profesh

Yeah wtf is this yacht thing

I'm going from the sublime to the rediculous. Watching Universally Challenged before I lose all my brain cells by turning over to MAFS.

I can hear him calling his little balls Maltesers to be fair

Strap in ....

Right. Let's watch the ixperts destroy their careers.

I lost one before I turned over ridiculous, ffs.

It's on until 10.20. Lordy.

Lace and nafe are cute but boring