MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

[Dillite2]

You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

I'm sad that K&K aren't right for each other because they're the only couple who've ever felt remotely real to me and the ones I wanted to last for a bit longer than a couple of minutes after this shit storm ends.

Oh I'm on the wrong thread with the K&K sads. Could we just send a sniper I at that point. I mean just with a stun gun and drag them out. I literally can't work out what happens with this one!

That is actually a fair point

I'm fascinated by their makeup routines!

Piss off Alex

Aw Ross is trying bless him

He didn't know she was missing her kids

😑

Holly - you're physically drained because you need a decent bra, pet.

PolPot has come as a plumber, I see

Alex and Hollie need to go and take Polly Adam Caspar and Emma with them
I like Emma but she is not suited to Caspar

So what Alex was saying was that last night he attempted to intimidate Holly into going back to being submissive but she refused to

I did a text chat on eBay today and the agent said 'ive got your back'.

He's borrowed Caspar's roll neck

Alex didn't realise you miss your kids when not with them cos noone told him 🤣 you don't need kids to know that 🤣🤣

I thought if anything was going to bugger up KK, it would be distance. I never thought it would be a convenient coldsore.

Alex flexing his neck muscles for the incoming storm

Polpot .....no to that denim number

Look at Holly's body language

She's having none of it

And all she has been doing is talk about how she misses her kids and how they are her world

He's only apologising to Paul and Ross, not really to Sacha. Apologies by proxy don't wash.

That's not an actual apology.

He's not apologising.

She's showing out in front of the ixperts

Pop a little red hat on her and call her Mario

Take the high road Sacha!