MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

[Dillite2]

You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

This is what happens when a new thread is started too soon. Haiku madness.

No it's ok, only 175 to go

Oh add 100!

We've made it to page 30. It's all good.

I got called the 'thread police' last time I complained a new thread was started too soon 😁

This one took a nosedive but if everyone keeps it bouyant then it's fine.

Theres no thread drama

Thread cops patrolling
It's gonna be a madness
OPs dust bedrooms

Is it Wife Swap from tomorrow?

And rightly so....

What happened to last years contestants / participants?
Did they ever do a reunion?
Is George still doing squats on youtube?
Did Laura make it to Made in Chelsea?
I can't even remember their names.

It better be because we need something to liven things up

Is homestay going to happen?

Please say we actually do get to see teatime round the Mings

I'm totally here for haikus rather than pointless argument by drive by posters.

Emma's bouffant hair
Would grace the nineteen eighties
Top sloane ranger style

I'm hoping so.

Any combinations people fancy seeing?

I thought it was homestay next?

I don't remember any MAFS contestant who ever did or became anything at all in the aftermath

I will be happy with Home stay.
I'd be curious to see Holluh round mummy Alex's for teatime. Will Alex still wear his plastic bib at the table? Will Holluh sleep on the top or bottom bed of his Thomas Tank bunks?
Daddy Ming going to give Ross some home truths. Mummy Mings balls going to be popping out her lycra gym leggings

Yes, it's not a quick step to Strictly, I'm a Celeb etc.

Partner swap this week. Not sure they are doing home stay this year.

Next week seems to be dates and girl/boy days.

I'd like to see Lacey paired up with Shitlid just to be sure that there's no chance of heads a turning

I'd like to see Hannah return and get paired up with Shitlid

I have a vague memory of homestays from last year - I seem to remember Georgessssssssss visiting Peggy's mansion and failing to win over Daddy Pegs.

Are any of last year's lot still together?

Either way, we've got toget through the casting couch tonight.

I fear this evening will be a real bore fest on cc

I think Tasha and Paul might be?

Tasha would have got on well with the Ollies.