MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

[Dillite2]

You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

As a villa fan, hands off the lovely Tyrone.

Who most certainly does not ming.

🤣 excellent

Daddy Ming looks tough
But his heart melts for his girl
Who has all the swears

Sash is gonna crack
Mings flying down from Mongo
Ross ain't got her back

Just re-watched the intros - Sacha's ex cheated on her. I wonder if he got chased out of town? Or lost his below dongles?

He might have had a training session with Mummy Ming and got his head nutcrackered between her thighs.

He wouldn't have the confidence to say 'this ain't working out for me under the watch of the Ming Dynasty'

The range rover speeds past
Sacha on the Walsall Street
Alex gets a fine.

I'm now trying to picture Alex's expression when he receives the fine. Then refuses to pay it. Then does his best victim thing in front of the judge - 'She distracted me with her cheap jewellery, it's her fault!'

Gaston parks his car
Who knows where it will end up
Front or back? Intrigue

Fake jewellery....

Ah yes.

Mummy Ming got balls
The Dynasty reigns supreme
No room for minglings

Shitlids everywhere
Who's next in line for the cult?
Only Gaston resists

Shitlids made soldiers
Caspar has no place to hide
Gaston's teabags brew

So glad I had my rice pudding a good while ago.

Shitlid seems alright
We never saw that coming
Save him from Polpot.

Shitlid seems to have
A redemption arc in truth
Who'd a thunk it, eh?

JaneJeff I’m raging
No place for hurty feelies
Or fuckin snowflakes.

Ross needs to sort out
The pasta shitlid up top
Not big, nor clever

🤣

Amy's plastic face
Melts on Gaston's tea bags
The viewers feel sick

I can't take 250 haiku.
I may even tidy my bedroom before the show.

I’ve parked it outside
Your garage remains empty
Your sheets are manky.

What will Lacey wear
To the CC this evening?
Tits or legs or both?

Tintin go home now
Slapheads gaslight runs empty
Tittats gone nuclear