MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

Love Nafe. He couldn't hurt a fly I imagine

I’ve never been in an abusive relationship. I can’t stand him because he hates women and is a bully. There is not one ounce of cuteness in that man’s (steroid) veins.

Alex is awful and definitely gives off abuser vibes. You can sense it a mile off. He's scary.

Just because some of the women have behaved badly, doesn't take away from how awful Alex is.

Sa ha has definitely shown her true colours in terms of goading Ross into 'protecting her' but she retaliated badly to Alex and his snide nasty winding her up.

Alex only apologised to Lacey and Polly to wind Sacha up further. She's got the measure of him. I also think that like her or not, she is genuine for all her faults. She sees through him and he really doesn't like it.

I really hope Nathan remains lovely til the end of the season

Alex isn’t remotely dim. He is manipulating the whole time. He knows exactly what he’s doing and he’s loving every minute of it.

Everyone in the show is playing a game it’s unreal.

If I leave me nails to it they'll grow quite long quite quickly and that's fine but the two forefingers have to be kept shorter because I have nearly damaged my prison pocket before and that's not nice. Witchy fingernails always make me feel like crossing my legs.

Just watched last night's episode.

Ross was seething wasn't he? Thought he was going to wallop Alex.

Alex is only trying to smooth things over with Shitlid and Polpot so he doesn't alienate the whole group. Alex is vile. A complete sociopath. Holly should run for the hills 🏃

Feel for Kristina, and don't think Keiron is ever going to want to be intimate with her. They are giving friendzone vibes.

Ditto Emma. Caspar is a twat. She deserves so much more than this dickhead.

Nathan is cute, and him and Lacey are adorable together. Feel sorry for him having Lacey's mother as a mother in law though.

I dislike Alex, but Sacha didn't come across very well last night.

Gaston and Amy seem OK. Gaston showed a bit of a sense of humour last night.

Polly and Shitlid seem to be getting on, but I don't see them staying together. I still don't believe he fancies her.

I was actually glad Sionainn went to be honest. Her constant head bobbing and hand flailing drove me nuts.

Sorry if I have missed any out! 😬

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I do think there's a high chance of catching clinkers under those artificial talons 🤷‍♀️

God help you if you've got piles hanging out because at some point they'd just be shredded.

I'd be very cautious of anyone working in a food establishment with those talons

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Just watching last night's episode. God Caspar is INFURIATING! He's given Emma absolutely nothing, zilch, said he doesn't fnd her attractive, she reminds him of his sister who he hates, but then pretends he's put in some kind of effort and she's the one thats going to ruin the experiment because 'she'll never like him enough to be intimate'. He is a deeply damaged man. Definitely boarding school syndrome +++. Absolute nightmare. Will end up living alone with his dogs hopefully.

I am staggered that the 'experts' have barely called Alex out, let alone the fact they are now singing his praises! WTAF!

Sasha fucking annoying. Major daddy issues. Giving me the creeps. Commend her for being the only one to really call Alex out but dragging poor Ross into it the way she has, and going about it in the way she has..just no!

Ay least the ixperts are calling out the coldsore bullshit though!

It's absolutely clear that Alex is abusive. We have seen him in action and Holly has described his behaviour behind closed doors. I don't think it's really a defence of Alex to say that other people are also abusive, though. And the fact that he's a man is relevant, because he is absolutely terrifying.

Ross throwing his ring and closing his eyes.so not to 'hear' what his wife was saying. Not a good look

Are the ixperts watching a different show to us? I was literally shouting at them to wake up to what Alex is really like. How can they not see it?

He’s a monster.

What bothers me about the ixperts is that even if they haven't watched the hours of footage and were fooled by Alex's false apologies at the last dinner party ... surely they watch the edit before it goes out on air ... and surely they'd see how ridiculous and unprofessional they sound, giving dangerous advice about an abusive man ... and surely they would know how this would make them look like terrible therapists and would stop it from going on air.

The fact that it's been aired makes me think the 'ixperts' are not in fact ixperts in anything or they would've tried to save their professional integrity.

Apparently the ixperts only watch the dinner parties.
It gives them an out I suppose, but also makes them look uninformed.
But there is obviously some process in place or else Binman and Sionnainn would not have been told to leave.

Not all abusers scream and shout, they wouldn't get away with so much then, would they? Yes, there has been a fair bit of shouting and bad behaviour from some of the women but that doesn't mean non-shouting Alex isn't abusive. Or dangerous.

But it doesn’t mean anything then does it?

I think they’re all bloody awful except Caspar (terrified) and Shitlid, maybe Gaston, who at least is funny and not always yelling and/or moaning. Don’t mind Amy either so far

I don’t think Sasha is as bad as Polly. I think she’s been wound up and we’re seeing behaviour that’s extreme from her. She could definitely be handling this a lot better and I think things with Ross are less dreamy than they had been making out. But she doesn’t strike me as someone as inherently unpleasant as Polly, who obviously rolls out the horrible behaviour at the drop of a hat.

I may be completely wrong, but there's something about Caspar in the past few episodes that makes me wonder if he's actually gay.

’Get tae fuck ya dobber’ springs to mind.