MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

These experts can fuck right off. They only see the dinner parties.

HE'S PLAYING THEM ALL LIKE A FIDDLE.

He's painting himself as a victim and like he's the apologetic and everyone's attacking him.

Fuck right off. Manipulative little fuck.

Alex gliding from bully to victim. As narcs do

Why do they always send the surprise arrival in after the food?

Alex didn't look that excited to see Holly back

We know one when we see one.

King of the slap heads is definitely one

'Do you have a Ford transit?' I know it's early days, but pretty please can this be incorporated into the next thread title.

The experts are like AI bots

I bloody love Gaston and his car parking dilemmas. I couldn't cope Kristina's voice .. it makes my teeth itch!

Pollys behaviour so far...accusing Charlie of being a bully and falling for Eve's (an obvious abuser) bullshit. Going on to bully Hannah from her first day in the process and again eating up the bullshit of stonewalling Steven! She's badgered, bullied and hen-pecked Adam from day dot. Yet to see a genuine apology to anyone for the above behaviour. She's the worst of the lot!

Because they'll be fed and drunk!

I think Kieran likes all cars. And vans, unicycles, bicycles motorbikes. Anything really

His shoulders slumped.

Polly is a first class bully for the most part.

She also ate up that apology from Alex

WTF has Ellie Goulding done to her face? It looks like a rubber mask.

Alex apologises just to get one over on Sacha..it was all fake.. and together group or atleast some of them back onside.

Made me laugh that Shitlid went over to pull Alex for a chat and backed down straight away..

We all love a Mumsnet car parking thread ... preferably no diagram on this one.

Kieran is so disappointing saying to Luke he has lost the spark and xx Poly. What a little shit he is trying to make Kristina annoyed.

Always.not too happy cos he might get found for lying saying Holly just left...forgetting the comment about her children.

I like the venue where they have the dinner party

Holly's re-entry, like she didn't fuck off without a word to most of them has given me mild rage. I really dislike her almost as much as I dislike Polpot.

Actually, it is this one where we really do need a diagram.

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I really don't understand why the ixperts apparently don't get to see what we do. Leaves the whole thing disjointed. Stupid

Is it me or does Holly have a permanent resting bitch face ?