MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

That's true - front or back?

God the screaming is excessive. You only saw her a couple of days ago FFS.

I don't want any diagrams involving Gaston's micro mini

Alex's face - 'Fuck, just when I'd got everyone where I wanted them'.

Cross-section

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Oh dear Alex

Weird how some of the women have gone to lots of trouble with their hair and outfits but appear to have no makeup on.

SHUT UP CHARLENE HES PLAYED YOU

Alex preparing for victim mode level 2. He's like an automaton.

Oh fuck off ixpert

A comment at the lift, huh? Funny how he doesn't remember that part.

Still think Alex looks like Groot. And just as wooden

Lift comment?

Does he practise those expressions in the mirror?

Despite being asked by Ross to apologise to Sacha he twisted the knife by apologising to absolutely everyone else

There's no hope for them

Time to call it a day

Psychopaths do actually do this

Can someone please gift Holly some eyelash curlers?

Alex's enormous forehead does not compute what she's saying at all.

It might be her false eyelashes but Holly always look like she's drugged up on Benzodiazepines. It's her face and her voice.

Hate when men do that confused "don't know what you're talking about" face. Cos they invariably absolutely do

Why is Alex wearing Ross' clothes tomorrow ? Or is it his turn to wear the communal hiking gear?

Mel you need a pan across the head along with Alex. Paul you're going too. Jeez

One of the most dangerous things you can do in a relationship is give an ultimatum? Um no. It's having boundaries. She just didn't want to talk to him by herself

Ross challenging Alex looked quite false to me. Why was he so angry ? He wasn’t even there it was third hand information..

And Sacha winding Ross up to fight for her honour wasn’t good..