MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

I wouldn't get to upset Emma, none of the other couples have the real thing. They're just pretending

Polly be on best behaviour

Oh gawd

Why are Polly and Alex rehashing their argument?

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"There are no creepy crawlies " Errrrrr...

FUCK OFF IXPERTS!!!

Cue Hollie

Come in Hollie

And again 💯

Oh Mel, he's playing you like the string section of the Royal Philharmonic.

I am bored of this drama now. Can we have more of K&K? Or those flower arrangements?

That hug went on for WAY too long

These “experts” are a dangerous joke

Ixperts = scriptwriters

Is Kieran wasted? Where did that kiss even come from?

Yes

Guess Kierans cold sore cleared up

Spread the cold sore around the group

Yes. It's so dangerous what they're enabling

Kieran is very very drunk.

Im not pro Sasha or Polly, the way they spoke to Alex was also not okay. However, I’m furious that the experts are congratulating Alex when he is a misogynistic bully. They’re pathetic.

Ah ffs, experts my ass!

Alex is a goady, manipulator.

Eve, RIchelle, and whatever Ryan cleared did off camera were all far more damaging than Sacha's behaviour.

She's really poor in argument, gets drawn into Alex's agenda.

Bloody hell

Exactly! Very out of character

I'm starting to agree with others - I think Kieran would let Gaston park the car anywhere he wanted to.

Paul stfu