MAFS Thread 11 prison pocket, prison pocket, where are you? I want to put my below dongles all over you.

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You must sing it along to the tune or it won't work.

I do feel that the women believe that they can say what they want, verbally abuse the men and are stunned when they're on the receiving end of it. In one series we've had one man forced to be sexually intimate, a couple of them forced into defending their women's 'honour', brutal character assassination of Orson from Richelle. Adam, Alex and Caspar have all shown growth throughout the process where mamy of the women have become more aggressive and demanding.

So Shitlid just caved, I don't think Pol Pot will be impressed.

Oh bugger off Fergie. Leave Casper alone. Gaston will suck your toe

But why couldn't the garage be the front drive? It's not bog standard that garages are around the back and why would he be bothered about squirting up her bumhole when it would do nothing. It sounds far much more likely that the reason he doesn't want to leave the car in the garage is fear of pregnancy. That said there rare always condoms for front or back and he is such a dick for constantly talking about their sex life in front of the cameras. It's all very well and good to say that it's for Kieran's ears only when the camera is right there.

Shitlid was never not going to cave. I said this on the last thread, but as for most men, it is Bros before Hoes.

Maybe instead of Charlene teaching intimacy to Emma and Caspar, they should have Gaston turn up with the playmobile garage and a selection of middle class cars.

Is it a double garage?

He's either withdrawing and climaxing elsewhere*, or they're doing everything but penetrative sex.

Either way, and whatever it is, urgh, some things don't need to be shared!!

To be fair to Alex 🫣 both Sasha and Polly came at him yesterday and were very aggressive with him. He responded as he always does, like a dickhead, but he didn’t go out there trying to start a row with them. Alex is clearly not a great guy but, in this instant, they’ve both painted the story to look completely bad on him, which is not what happened

I think it was the next bit he said about going part of the way in and she wanted more. <eats another carrot stick>

The only thing that Alex has grown is his forehead. He has not grown here. This is a performance to win favour and isolate the victims.

Women are behaving appallingly. Emma is an absolute sexpest

Amy isn't keen on the sharing, certainly. And rightly so.

If two coem at you no need to stop to that level he is still responsible and accountable for his reaction and what he says. It's not an excuse. He shouldn't of said alot of things he did.

To be fair, Shitlid knows that Alex was telling the truth, it wasn’t nice but what else could he say to him really

Alex is playing them all like a fiddle. Ixperts included.

Shit lid doesn't really fancy Polpot. There's no denying that.

She is so toxic. Can’t believe Ross can’t see it.

Bless Nath and his most expensive flowers in the shop.

Exactly! For the most part he’s not come for them, they have come for him, talking to him anyhow and rather than him just pandering to their shite he’s pulling them up, you may not like his delivery but these harpies need to understand you can’t just come for someone any kind of way and think it’ ok and people will just take your crap ( like they expected Hannah to do also)

I really like Emma and so sad to see how sad she looked

i think Lacey is lying about her feelings.

how has Emma just realised things are not right? They’ve never been!

I'm about 20 minutes behind I think, just watched the ixperts criticise Sacha for being aggressive while taking pity on poor little Alex.

Honestly. Fuck this shitshow. Fuck the ixperts.

But we already know he isn’t responsible or accountable so I’m not expecting that from him to be fair. I just don’t think you can come at someone guns blazing, then they retaliate and your the victim. That’s not to say his behaviour hasn’t been bad generally but in this instance I think they are playing a victim that is underserved. As the saying goes, they went low and he went to hell! I actually wish Sasha had more articulately put him in his place, I was impressed by her at first.

The only growth I've seen in Alex has been him getting better at manipulating those around him.

That said I do think that Shitlid's way of talking to him and accepting some of what he said was far better than Ross going in like a bull in a china shop and matching stupid agression with stupid agression.

Both women should have dealt with the whole thing better and Polpot did deal with it better than Sacha but the way he laid into Polly about her husband while true was incredibly cruel, in fact the truth of it made it crueler. I don't blame him, but he wouldn't stop and then she wouldn't stop and it was a shit sandwich. I enjoyed it in the moment and less so when I had more time to think about it.

There are no heroes in the whole fiasco. I think I was wrong to think it was all him but I also think it would be wrong to think that he's without blame. He isn't and he's loved the drama. Then again maybe they all have because it's getting more and more fake.

Who is Emma talking about? Who has the real thing?

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