MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

Pisses me right off. Every single series. This show is all about finding love. No it isn't, not on your own. You can do that in Weatherspoons. It's about experts, using science and psychology to carefully match two people. Or something.

Ryan is easy on the eye no doubt but I didn’t like it when he make his little dig at Stephen “hurts don’t it mate. karma”, it was a bit chilling and nasty how he said it

I’m not great with people. Most would think I’m as uncomfortable with unfamiliar people as Emma is. I’m just more Jack Dee than Mary Poppins.

I’d like to think I would be as fair and compassionate when someone was under siege. I don’t think I would be as eloquent but I would be vocal.

This year is more edited than ever I think.
Despite only being shown as a surly twat, Stephen seems to have made good friends amongst the group. Kieran and Adam in particular.
Hannah and Orson openly going to Holly and Alex's even though Holly and Hannah aren't mates ( and Holly was Stephens ally at one point).
All very staged these days.

I swear down, you will probably hear me go pop.

Shortly after a stream of expletives.

So, why did the experts pitch into Orson about his lack of respect for the process and all the rest of it but failed to lay into Hannah who was also involved in the illicit kissing business? He was dragged over the coals and she got to walk away Scott free.

@SilentSheldon yep I totally agree. If I didn't like the guy (or "can't STANNND" as Richelle made out) I would've left the process at that point and go to my daughters birthday party
Makes me wonder what he has done that is so bad.
Do you remember Duka and Whitney from a couple seasons back? She kept banging on about him being fake for the cameras because off camera he was supposedly very different. I'm wondering if Orson was acting and running lines in the bathroom mirror for her to be so adamant he's an actor and just there for fame

Yup, I was reminded of them too. We never saw any of it so she ended up looking unreasonable.

Aye. I mind that. I really didn’t care for Whitney but you have me wondering.

Some of the things Richelle was saying were pretty obnoxious but most people aren’t quite so vehement without reason.

I’ll confess. I’m intrigued @changingchaali

I wouldn’t like to get on the wrong side of a couple of them on there. I just get the feeling that a couple of folk have been seen to be forthright and someone has wound them up to watch them go - knowing they’ll get the reaction/drama.

If Orson was as hateful as she made out, why did she not leave? Surely someone in their right mind would have packed their bags straight away. Makes absolutely no sense at all.

Surely there is more that can be done medically?

I imagine, feeling the way she does, she's tried most things. Meds don't work for everyone.

Checking in. I may not watch live tonight as Husband is at the very edge of his tolerance.

I don't think this is in any way a spoiler, since it's not any MAFs info and they're out of the process anyway but I've just had an Instagram sneak. Poor old foul mouthed Richelle, grafting away for a sponsorship deal with those 'I'm always asked about my skin routine' posts, but a measly [relative to the others] 7000 followers.

Some of them have well north of 50k now, even the twunts. I'm embarrassed for her. Almost.

Just catching up, Ryan is one classy gent. Getting a quick defence in there for Hannah.

Made love to my wife. No thank you.

Caspar should insist it's time to leave next time. I can see Emma has been quite hard work re curvygate (although I think she's a good lass overall for sticking up for Hannah) but he's given himself a chance to get past sistergate and it isn't happening. I get wanting to see it through but he's made up his mind and morose picking over her jolly hockey sticks attempts to cajole him are starting to make him look unkind which I don't think he is

Sasha and Lacey are fabulous. Richelle is an outsider and they stood up to Alex for her against Alex and gobby Holly . Could be that they don't like Hannah much but they didn't have to get involved

LTB.

Backgammon 😁

Howdy! Let's watch more toxic relationships.

Why did Ross react like that?!

Ross putting his Bros first. Oops.

I missed the story because my dog decided to shove her arse in my face. What happened?

Caught up from yesterday - blimey.

Richelle just couldn't stop making everything personal about Orson. She has not come out of this looking good.

Alex is just vile. Misogynistic and vile. He makes me fear for any woman who comes near him.

Oh no

The bubble has burst for Sacha and Ross

So Kieran doesn't fancy her then

The arse probably made more sense.

Stick with dogs arse ... likely to be more entertaining