MAFS THREAD 10 where you will respect the forum and sit down. Take off your Anorak of Sulk and get your hands out their Uggs. For we shall wear our polo-necks of misery and janitor pyjamas of poetry.

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The rest of the thread title

"For it's not easy to not get lipsed on the down low without someone getting lippy. Casper is still dying of cringe and Shitlid sees no way out. For we are all scrambling for our dignity, whilst watching the utter mockery"

It was a joint effort by us all.

🤣

I love it, most excitement I've had in years. .

Quite enjoyed Alex then. He has a purpose after all. That’s it though, other than winding up Polly he just needs to sit down and shut up

I think Polly has found her level with Alex. She had him on the ropes a few times. I was impressed with her ability to argue with the smirking twat actually. She was not phased in the slightest.

One on one arguments are fine, it's the pile-ons I can't stand watching.

Glad to see some one speaking to Polly the way she speaks to others.
Shona and Ryan are missing

Imagine actually being married to Alex. That'd be horrific.

Shitlid's outfit is almost as bad as Lacey's.

I think anyone who has had an aggressive partner at any point int heir life could have found that scene uncomfortable to watch rather than fun. The edgy threat of it becoming a physical conflict was strong.

Awww, Emma.

Yeah Shitlid, you've been honest. Mainly because you're just smart enough to realise you're too stupid to hold onto the thread of any lies you'd tell.

Erm Emma, If you don't fancy someone why would you go on about snogging them all the time?

I totally get what you're saying but I think it felt safe because there were people there who were telling them both to pipe down and men who were strong enough to step in and stop it getting physical. That being part of it made it fun to watch. If it was him and her alone that would have been a whole different thing.

Yes Alex is triggering if you know people like this irl

Grimaces while waiting for the live TV version to catch up with the All4 live version 😬

Gaston ffs

Alex just had his meds??

Go Sash!

Where are the receipts? This whole conversation is the receipt!

Off scale misogyny

Yes Sash!

Good observation Polpot

Did she just call him a flea bush?

Ooh yes Sacha!!

Like what he said to Polly but my God he is vile isn't he!