No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

I could not believe how Emma totally ignored Caspar's point. I mean, she is a clever girl, but it always comes her over the relationship. My guess is that the reason is her lack of previous relationships. She is always in "on display" mode.
Hannah is horrible. Alex is horrible. Richelle is horrible. I would be furious if I were Orson. Orson wasn't shown to do anything wrong, and his integrity is being tarnished for no reason.

Adam is warming on me too. He's a bit of a "grey rock" when it comes answering questions, but he has handled it well.

So we'll observed about the lack of sexiness. And not even in a physical sense but in the vibe, the aura, the energy that she gives off.

Oh God, what is this Mafsuk it's official?? I feel sullied

Agreed, She is pretty and feminine looking, and just her demeanor ... so unsexy.

I'm watching it's official. Hannah is continually buzzing without pause. She was almost gurning at one point. This would be too much for anyone.

Emma is not physically unattractive at all but everything about her aura and behaviour as pointed out makes her incredibly unattractive.

I don't know how Casper managed to contain himself for so long. She's like a metaphorical electric shock collar and at some point, you're going to flip.

First and last time for me.

I’ll be jumping back in that bath of bleach.

I didn't mean to watch it's official, I didn't!

I blame @SilentSheldon

I can't catch watch tonight but just read through last night's posts and am cracking up... rest assured if you get a 'thanks' from me on this thread it's cause you have given me a proper giggle 😁

I didn’t but I left the remote in the kitchen and laziness took over.

Plus the shortbread is in here.

And so is Sheldog.

Let's all blame Sheldon 🤣
Not the wine

I had tights like that in the 80s.

Michty that wiz pish.

My excuse is I was tending to the logburner and it just came on!

A valid excuse.

I need to get up to go to bed.

I really really dislike Polly, she comes across like a pervy mean girl, yuck!

I think Emma is attractive but because Caspar commented on her weight she’s now got to prove “I’m the confident big girl and I don’t care what anyone thinks”. But shes failing and doesn’t know how to pull it back. They just need to go now!

Alex was a complete dickhead today, and Holly just seems so vulnerable and needy. It feels like a recipe for disaster and not good vibes at all.

Rochelle has the ick, I don’t blame her tbh. She should never have done this show and they both just need to go home. she’s spiralling

Hannah is very strange and the guy is just not into her. They should go home too.

She definitely needs someone softer then alex. He is scary and controlling and literally the last thing she needs.

I fell asleep in the middle of the dinner party and woke up to three girls answering questions on a couch??

I wish I’d fallen asleep for the couch chat.

I actually fell asleep about 7:30pm and thought I'd missed it and was slightly 😞 I hadn't 🤣 think I've had enough Hannah for one day

Get Alex and Richelle together, let em get pissed and be toxic together.

Holly and Steven together, get that family blended.

Adam and the new girl Sionainn. She fits his original preferences more.

That frees up Ryan so I guess I'll have to step up for that one. No worries.

Casper and Emma need to call it a day. He needs to recover from the ordeal of the whole process. Emma will find a man who digs that sort of Maggie Thatcher energy and finds it attractive but it's not Casper.

Kristina and Kieran bless em. They're like a couple of year 10's in love. Good for them. Both very likeable people.

I don't think it's about what we're not seeing, it's about the fact he's an actor and a model. I think she a) thinks he might be acting/on the show to boost his profile, and b) that's her get out clause - I don't trust him. A lack of trust is a valid get out clause.

Again with this. She knows it, and why she so desperately wants Casper to find her sexy. Some people just aren't sexy.

I also think Casper and Emma are bringing out the worst in each other. To be fair, I think many of the couple are bringing out the worst in each other. It's kind of getting boring.

Flouncy flounce flounce. Drooly drool drool. Snippy snap snap. Scowly scowl scowl.

There are some inflated egos in the dining room tonight - if a new spouse was going to be donning kid gloves to successfully slide a silk cushion under my hips after the festivities ended, they’d have to have an abundance of gentle humility and kindness. Long live those sweeter relationships playing out in that room.

I really want Nathan and Lacey to go the distance. There's something really genuine about their union, or maybe I'm a mug. If they were to make it, the sad reality is that mummy slaphead would eventually put the kibosh on it.

Richelle and Orson are bizarre and again the editing seems like chunks of important detail are missing. This feels a common theme this year with these couples. It's like we are missing hours of important interactions and the editing team have just cut and paste whatever they've got with 5 minutes to spare.

Polly has become so undignified, I didn't think she could get much lower. She's sliming about after shitlid leaving a desperate trail of slug goo behind her. In the 'real world ' I imagine there will be shitlid reincarates making a beeline for her in the hopes she'll be grateful for any crumb.