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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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TitsInAbsentia · 15/10/2024 21:26

Dillite2 · 15/10/2024 21:17

Why is she crying? I keep getting distracted by my dog's absolutely vicious darts.

180? 😂

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/10/2024 21:26

Gawd.

scoobysnaxx · 15/10/2024 21:26

WHY DIDNT YOU FUCKING WRITE LEAVE THEN????

Don't throw missing your daughters bday in his face

Pieandchips999 · 15/10/2024 21:26

Why is it Orsons fault Richelle wrote stay. She wrote it. Orson can't process all Richelle's word salad.

browneyes77 · 15/10/2024 21:26

Richelle - LET HIM SPEAK!!

Christ on a bike.

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:26

It was weird how they didn't mention Sacha and Ross missing the dinner party at the commitment ceremony

Dillite2 · 15/10/2024 21:26

TitsInAbsentia · 15/10/2024 21:26

180? 😂

It should have said farts

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 15/10/2024 21:26

Someone throw these 2 in the canal

petathedragon · 15/10/2024 21:27

Yes the lies

What precisely are they?

FootbalIslife · 15/10/2024 21:27

Why is Companies House coming into this?!

Dillite2 · 15/10/2024 21:27

WTF was that about? Did anyone pay attention?

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:27

Companies House. Calm down Lord Sugar

Tittat50 · 15/10/2024 21:27

Richelle, you're an absolute terror

petathedragon · 15/10/2024 21:27

Maybe he's a sole trader?

chaosmaker · 15/10/2024 21:27

There is no spoon

FootbalIslife · 15/10/2024 21:27

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:27

Companies House. Calm down Lord Sugar

Bahahahahaa!!!

hoxtonbabe · 15/10/2024 21:27

FootbalIslife · 15/10/2024 21:27

Why is Companies House coming into this?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

gonnabeteoubleemma · 15/10/2024 21:27

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:26

It was weird how they didn't mention Sacha and Ross missing the dinner party at the commitment ceremony

At the dinner party Sacha and Ross left early so it was addressed then

Pieandchips999 · 15/10/2024 21:27

Well I didn't expect Companies House to come into it 🤣 don't come for the poor man's livelihood that's low

AndThereSheGoes · 15/10/2024 21:27

Mm. Dragging it out? What they going to do if you just walk love.

Phase2 · 15/10/2024 21:28

God she comes across like she thinks she's so clever

Dillite2 · 15/10/2024 21:28

FootbalIslife · 15/10/2024 21:27

Why is Companies House coming into this?!

Looks like she has been doing full background checks on him. Nutter.

Phase2 · 15/10/2024 21:28

Did she write leave?

petathedragon · 15/10/2024 21:28

Ive checked out too

Tittat50 · 15/10/2024 21:28

Orson will need to join the group therapy session after this

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