No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

Richelle looks like she's stoned all the time and she looked wrecked in the morning. She wanted Obama but got Orson. That's emu with a T for you.

Emma shouldn't have binge watched To The Manor Born before she went in.

Maybe they advertise on here?

I don't think we're missing anything. She's just a bully who likes to have fights with boyfriends. He isn't up for a fight so she says he's not a real man.

We're missing hours of interaction between the couples

We didn't see anything other than highly staged family visits

What else did they do all week?

Alex !! Il not a violent person but he needs a good smack !!

And to leave Holly to find someone nicer

I love Nathan though. I think he’s probably the most genuine one in the show

I spent yesterday evening catching up on this week’s episodes. Bin man is reminiscent of a young John Travolta- the eyes!

Can't keep up with the threads !

Is the next episode on Monday ?

I had lots of sympathy for Emma before but she is not getting irritating.

Emma reminds me of Emma Thompson. I think she’s quite attractive in her own way.

Lets face it, they all know if they winge/flounce/fight they get more airtime!

I have finally settled on who Amy reminds me of, it's Chanelle Cresswell (the Gentlemen, this is england etc).

Placemarking

@SilentSheldon now I've had chance to fully appreciate your thread title.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's a beauty isn't it @Tittat50 😂

Mel dressed for The Wall

I think Adam is becoming more likeable as he seems to have quite an amiable personality now. Not taking anything too seriously and not rising to any arguments generally. He must be being fairly kind to polly and they are getting along ok.

for holly I do feel for her with Alex. She reaches out to him for reassurance and gets nothing. even if she is being unreasonable she just needs a kinder response

Sacha and Ross must have legged it down the pub when they saw all the newbies.

Yes @Teeh I mean I don't get why she thinks he's so gorgeous but he's not intimidating like Alex is.

yes I hope sacha and Ross are getting on so well they have decided to just to swerve any controversy in favour of spending time together

the couples or individual personalities who are creating lots of conflict and arguments are getting exhausting to watch. A bit of drama is entertaining maybe, but I am starting to find it quite draining to watch now

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · Yesterday 21:29

If Caspar is the geography teacher, Emma is the overbearing head of the history department

Sorry to bring this over from the other thread - but BRILLIANT synopsis of them both

😂

I would like the ixpirts to say to Casper and Emma "we are sorry we fucked up and we shouldn't have put you two together"

I agree here.

Not if the production team told them to discuss it now. This whole thing is very stage managed, extremely edited and completely removed from what the very first series was like.