No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

Their replacements have arrived. Bye

Reckon they'll be able to take one of the extension sections out of the dining table next week...

And sack one of the serving staff…

My wife just said nostalgically that Hannah reminded her of an old colleague. Followed by a wistful 'She was a right psychopath'.

Hannah is going to be on it’s official?

Surely not.

*I’m not one for the sweary smacking stuff flounce"

He seems to be at his wits end. Alcohol won't have helped. Emma is utterly exasperating. In her intro she described herself as Bridget Jones and I think she actually thinks that she is Bridget Jones.

I must have misheard.

I agree.

She isn’t prepared to look at herself, because she already thinks she’s great as she is.

There’s zero ability to look at how she could review her own behaviour.

It’s all about how Casper needs to change, and if he dares suggest things she could do, she gives it the “But you said this at the honeymoon! Waaah waaah waaah 😭 “ 🙄

Dillite2
Which situation do you mean? Brain like a sieve I've got....

Gaston can double up.

I know. Projecting.

It is infuriating. She is infuriating.

It was ONE mistake. And a ruddy stupid one. But by Christ she needs to let it drop.

Casper is liking seeing under Emma's tough skin...the faux bravado and the domineering personality

When she asked him at the honeymoon whether he thinks she is sexy and he said no. And she has been beating him with that stick ever since.

Ah yes. I do feel sorry for Casper.

DP reckons that his mate has maybe told him he's going to come over like an arsehole if he's told him what he's been saying. So he's changed strategy.

Oh Hannah is on ‘its official’

buckle up.

@SilentSheldon the TV has been confiscated 🤣

@Demonhunter that makes alot of sense!
Shitlids mate has probably helped him through multiple scrapes I imagine

In a literal sense Emma is really very unsexy. She's got no flirt or hint of desire. It's all very forced. She needs someone repressed who will go through the motions with her.
Caspar seems like quite a easy match really; polite, nice, vulnerable . The ixperts have fucked up massively.

That’s a good description flower.

Is it just me or does Hannah look like Nicola Roberts but not red?

Hannah on awards? I'm off to the spoilers thread!

I just switched it off. My subtitles can't handle trying to keep up with her.

@tittat50 I think so too. DP has a mate who is truly socially inept, that he pulls no punches with. Could be the same.

Emma is one of the more dull characters from a novel Jilly Cooper started but got bored with and stopped around chapter 5.

She was right.

She’s a lot.