No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

Shitlid looks like Chairman Mao in that button up.

And had their face simultaneously re vacuum packed into oblivion

😂😂

😭😭😭

Chairman Mao/Dr Evil

Hang on why is Belle crying and Gaston saying it’s not nice seeing her cry . 🤔🤔

Im lost.. so lost

Gaston is probably seething at this Hannah and Stephen drama adding to the cock locking.

PDAs are not everyone's cup of tea. I don't have an issue with shitlids not wanting to get involved with that but, but, but an arm around the shoulder isn't a PDA really is it? It's just a bit of affection. Then again he doesn't fancy her but can have all the sex with her so fuck knows what's in his big stupid Henry VIII head.

🤣🤣 @menopausalfart

/Kim Jong Un

Kiran and his cold sore! I forgot about that with all the other drama llamas

Kristina's body is gorgeous

I'm glad you blanked that out 🙊

Oh god Shitlid being fake romantic. Actual vomit. Yet simultaneously making Polly beg for scraps.
Right now I want Shitlid PDA someone else so that Polly goes crazy and shags Stephen (very off camera) just for extra drama
I keep thinking Sacha went home as she recognised one of the men from the new couples as an ex. But mainly because I want some drama.
Aww loving K and K. He's got a cold sore and she's got super PMS and they're just splatted in bed knackered. Like an actual married couple 🤣

On episode one, i thought Kristin was going to be nutty but she's the sanest one there

I don't like PDAs. Makes me incredibly uncomfortable and like all eyes are on me. Plus, I don't need other people's validation or to show to them what I have.

And Richelle has pinched Mel's coat!!

Henry VIII head 😁

Lead her to the train station Orson

I like them when you are very involved with each other and don't even notice other people around you

Draining fucker.

Orson! Richelle!

For the love of god, make a pact to both write leave

Orson trying to manifest good feelings with his sleeve; it’s going to take a lot more than that to combat this witch

They should both walk now!

I want to leave rhos show

Can't stand this absolute witch