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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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murasaki · 10/10/2024 21:51

Raccoons cheat on my aunt's bins with her neighbour's bins. So they're not morally all that.

browneyes77 · 10/10/2024 21:52

hoxtonbabe · 10/10/2024 21:50

Hmmmm. Who do you think she’d make a beeline for?

Not sure.

One of the other new husbands maybe? Ryan? He’s all about living life and having fun.

Can’t see her going for Shitlid.

AubreysMonkey · 10/10/2024 21:52

I hate Alex 😠

petathedragon · 10/10/2024 21:52

Alex is unnecessarily aggressive

They are both hopeless at communicating

Dillite2 · 10/10/2024 21:52

menopausalfart · 10/10/2024 21:50

There was a woman, the other day, that had to call for help to get out of house as her property was surrounded by racoons.😂

Hahahahaaaaaa. I would be inviting them all in.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 10/10/2024 21:52

Tittat50 · 10/10/2024 21:49

It's his post coital glow. I'm feeling it

Or is that glow due to him scrubbing himself raw while crying in the shower this morning?

SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:52

I’m of the opinion that Alex may well be emotionally stunted a cunt

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:53

murasaki · 10/10/2024 21:51

Raccoons cheat on my aunt's bins with her neighbour's bins. So they're not morally all that.

I loved this 👏🏽

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Tittat50 · 10/10/2024 21:53

Hannah may go for Ryan I suspect

petathedragon · 10/10/2024 21:53

Alex and Hannah would be a great couple

🤣

CheeseWisely · 10/10/2024 21:53

murasaki · 10/10/2024 21:50

As an aside, can anyone explain why we're not allowed to use that online purveyor of tat as a comparison but can use others?

No idea, but I feel bad for having had to pick on Aldi to make my point. Maybe I should have said Barbie from Wish. They can't ban the word wish can they?

Dillite2 · 10/10/2024 21:53

Oh, here we go. Now that they are suitably wasted get them all riled up with brutal questions designed to create the most drama.

hoxtonbabe · 10/10/2024 21:53

browneyes77 · 10/10/2024 21:52

Not sure.

One of the other new husbands maybe? Ryan? He’s all about living life and having fun.

Can’t see her going for Shitlid.

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Ooooh. I didn’t think Ryan, definitely agree about her not going for SL though

Villagetoraiseachild · 10/10/2024 21:53

murasaki · 10/10/2024 21:50

As an aside, can anyone explain why we're not allowed to use that online purveyor of tat as a comparison but can use others?

Lawyers?

murasaki · 10/10/2024 21:53

Gaston is also looking like Rylan in a fat suit tonight.

SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:53

petathedragon · 10/10/2024 21:53

Alex and Hannah would be a great couple

🤣

I’d pay per view for that.

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Pieandchips999 · 10/10/2024 21:53

petathedragon · 10/10/2024 21:53

Alex and Hannah would be a great couple

🤣

Someone might actually not survive

Italiangreyhound · 10/10/2024 21:54

Richelle very brutal. Not passion.

Combattingthemoaners · 10/10/2024 21:54

I want to hear Nathan’s take on the new couples. If he’s noticed they are there.

petathedragon · 10/10/2024 21:54

Why is Richelle so convinced orson isnt honest?

What aren't we seeing?

menopausalfart · 10/10/2024 21:54

They should have put rabid racoons in the boxes of the toxic couples.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 10/10/2024 21:55

Ooh, Richelle is mean!!

petathedragon · 10/10/2024 21:55

murasaki · 10/10/2024 21:53

Gaston is also looking like Rylan in a fat suit tonight.

Yes! That it'

Tittat50 · 10/10/2024 21:55

Combattingthemoaners · 10/10/2024 21:54

I want to hear Nathan’s take on the new couples. If he’s noticed they are there.

He's not sure where he is yet,or maybe who he is. Give him a few hours....

Pieandchips999 · 10/10/2024 21:55

Blink for rescue Shitlid

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