No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

I think so but didn’t the experts say to chat quicker and not let it fester?

Alex is acting like someone slipped a rohypnol in his wine

Only if they've agreed on an open relationship

Room for two?

With the added context of his earlier wife-swapping comments though, not to mention turning his back on her to flirt with Aldi Barbie.

(possible duplicate post because apparently we can't say the brand that rhymes with Bemu).

More intelligent conversation than this lot !

Alex is so fucking rude.
Sits with his back turned to her the whole time talking to another girl?
Then gets mad when she tries to raise it and shuts her down like she's causing an issue?

Absolute emotionally immature asshole full of fucking steroids.

They're good at scent marking I think

Hannah is giving me “I’m gonna crack on with another husband that I can have fun with” vibes.

No. They just eat and make funny poses. And do dumb shit.

Polly needs lessons.

It's his post coital glow. I'm feeling it

Or the guinea pigs from Big Brother.

What planet is Alex on? Or should I say reality show....ex on come dine with me?

Do you think they get told to dicuss these things in front of everyone, instead of later behind closed doors? I can't imagine having these discussions with DP in front of others, like if he's inadvertently annoyed me.

Why not?

She did. 😇

Hmmmm. Who do you think she’d make a beeline for?

Alex will never accept that he's done anything wrong. Arse.

Which husband do you reckon ?

As an aside, can anyone explain why we're not allowed to use that online purveyor of tat as a comparison but can use others?

There was a woman, the other day, that had to call for help to get out of house as her property was surrounded by racoons.😂

Watching YT vids of raccoons eating is one of my secret guilty pleasures 😂

Alex is giving me ‘mum that’s so unfair’ face

Gaslighting 101.
We haven't seen his death stare yet this evening

Not quite the same scope but I once had my trainer nibbled by a raccoon, while my foot was in it.