No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

Alex is shitfaced

She doesn’t need to. She’s stapled his legs to the chair.

🤣🤣. Poor Shitlid

Well I never. Shitlid as a voice of reason

Alex was being rude. He had his back turned to Holly most of the night from what they’ve shown

He's only chatted to a new person, Holly os being childish

Emma’s got hair like Princess Anne in the 70s.

There’s Ellnett on that.

If the opposite happened, we'd call him controlling.

Shit lid seizing an opportunity with Holly?

Time for Caspar to go home

Alex is such a man child

And Alex.

And Hannah.

Alex making Shitlid looking like a stand up guy right now, and there was Polly being the worried one at the start 🫣

Alex is fuming that he’s had to move away from Mrs Gaston.

Just send them all home and put on fat raccoons for the rest of the season

I feel a bit sorry for Holly. She is clearly not robust enough for this show.

Ok, Holly, you got your bit of attention

Wouldnt normal couples discuss this later in private?

Ixperts are getting it wrong again re Hannah and Stephen.

Holly is dramatic but at least she's stopped yelling at him. Alex is happily chatting up the newbies knowing that no one can call him out as it's " getting to know the newbies".

I love raccoons! I would watch that!

She totally lacks any social skills

Do raccoons cheat on each other?

I'm warming to Shitlid and now need to go dunk myself in a bath of bleach.

So do I! I saw some at Wingham and cried for joy.