No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

@Tittat50 I'm, in no way, strong enough to even glance at the comments section.😂

I like to think of it as an anthropological exercise.

😂

Every year I have to set up a spoiler thread. I'm not sure why I bother at this point

I'm watching it properly a second time hence my spam posts 🤷‍♀️

I'm more convinced than ever now that Polly has done something to Shitlid. The way he is continuously covering his crotch with a variety of hand positions screams of mind control.

My money is now on Polly having had a microchip inserted under that Shitlid into his brain whilst he was asleep.

I believe Polly is now controlling him remotely. She has programmed him so that he will happily copulate on demand, including cuddles post coitous.

He will proclaim his commitment to her and her flange on the couch so that she will no longer have to scent mark at future dinner parties.

He will continually cover his cocktail sausage with his hands so that the lustful vixens aren't further incentivised to try seduce him and steal him away from her.

Aw Nathan. I don't care if he doesn't know where he is or which decade we're in; he's adorable.

Shit4kids' outfit looks like something from that hideous band NSYNC.

Yes it is, and has been for a very long time. And not just to disabled people.

No one has posted any spoilers

Whaddya mean?

He will continually cover his cocktail sausage with his hands so that the lustful vixens aren't further incentivised to try seduce him and steal him away from her.

Whaddaya mean

Really

That's not an answer. If you want a spoiler thread that's fine but nobody has posted spoilers here so I don't understand your comment. If you don't want to explain that's fine.

It's more that we don't want the specifics written out on here. That's not happening so I'm ok with references to sources. I may take a little peek when tempted!

Is tonight the retreat!! Will we see Shitlid in nothing but a towel? 😍

I'm starting to think you need an intervention ...

I hope not. I don't want to see little shitlid.

So someone mentioning the Daily Mail is classed as a spoiler now is it?

I had a look at the Irish Independent today. Sorry if that ruins things for anyone.

@Villagetoraiseachild:
I think the key to Orson might be that exchange where Richelle complains he knows very little about her, which would normally lead to a little awareness and then asking more questions and getting to know her.

I think you've hit the nail on the head - there's nothing more annoying than dating someone who doesn't take an interest in your life and want to get to know you. It feels disingenuous and passive and you can see Richelle wants someone to take charge a bit and sweep her off her feet.

She's being a complete arsehole about it though, and saying some proper nasty things about him. She's staying for the sex.

I feel like Stephen continuing to be pissed off is fair enough - Hannah's apology was not genuine, she was like a sulky toddler. Not once has she properly acknowledged his feelings, she just argues and attacks and doesn't accept responsibility. Then to top it off he wanted to go home and she forced him to stay! She's just hard work.

Ye bastard @JaneJeffer 🤨

Are they having sex @MargotMoon? I doubt it

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Just don't tell Polly about all this or I'm dead meat

I'm sure she said a few eps back that the sex was fantastic. It's the only thing that makes sense as to why she's staying as she clearly loathes him 🤷🏻‍♀️

Prepared to stand corrected if I've misremembered.

I have a brain like a sieve so you're probably right @MargotMoon

I missed that gem.

Can ye imagine looking at that soor faced coupon hearing mutterings of disappointment while you are valiantly bobbing along?

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