No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

I love banter.

heid the ba

Glad they've gone to an early break as I'm late to the party due to Bake Off which at least has actual human beings on it.

I'm with you on this! She needs to see the relationship for how flimsy it really is, it has the breaking strain of a moist Kit Kat currently.

Hannah is strange, I can't imagine holding someone else's hand in front of my DH thinking 'this is hilarious'.

Hannah is manic

What did polly do? I missed it 😩

Hannah & Steven just need to fuck off

They’re both cray-cray.

Why is she crying? I keep getting distracted by my dog's absolutely vicious darts.

I’m the fucking drama of the whole thing.

Aye ye are.

Funny that.

MAFS. Thread 8. No spoilers. Shitlids, shitlips and shitstirring www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/5188352-mafs-thread-8-no-spoilers-shitlids-shitlips-and-shitstirring

Gaston composing a haiku in his head.

Tactical

Polly and SL are in the cow house 🤣

Ah and we’re back in Polly’s world of delusion……

@gonnabeteoubleemma good work!

Why is shitlid coated in creosote?

Shitlid is trying to weasel out of affection and PDA

No PDA for Shitlid. Thank you Adam.

Rufus Sewell for me.

The way shit lid says 'no waaaa I meaaaannnn' makes my fanny clamp shut. In fact his awful grammar and most things he says also does it.

Why are these crying now?

Has everyone been for a top up of injectables?

I like it like, ya know what ah mean

These people must be so dehydrated from all that crying.

Amy really shouldn't pout. Gawd.

@JaneJeffer

falling ower themselves look at me seeeeee meeeeee