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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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dapsnotplimsolls · 15/10/2024 20:56

Tittat50 · 15/10/2024 20:48

Just don't tell Polly about all this or I'm dead meat

Witness Protection.

Tittat50 · 15/10/2024 21:00

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/10/2024 20:56

Witness Protection.

....with the Ming Dynasty?

Wouldn't they just experiment on my face with Sasha's filler shite syringes? They'd probably pump me full of anabolic steroids whilst at it and force me to pump iron all day.

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:02

You would be completely unrecognisable after they finished with you @Tittat50

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:03

I have spent weeks trying to think of who Casper reminds me of but I still don't know

Tittat50 · 15/10/2024 21:03

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:02

You would be completely unrecognisable after they finished with you @Tittat50

Like those failed clone attempts in Alien Resurrection

menopausalfart · 15/10/2024 21:04

Casper has a touch of Dom Jolly about him.

Tittat50 · 15/10/2024 21:04

Polly's flesh lycra number 😬😬

Tittat50 · 15/10/2024 21:05

Gaston?? Is he constipated

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:05

menopausalfart · 15/10/2024 21:04

Casper has a touch of Dom Jolly about him.

Yes he does

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/10/2024 21:05

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:03

I have spent weeks trying to think of who Casper reminds me of but I still don't know

Giles Coren?

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:06

Is Emma wearing a whistle? Who's a good boy?

petathedragon · 15/10/2024 21:06

She's gonna fight fight fight fight fight fight for the love 🎶

Bluetrews25 · 15/10/2024 21:07

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:03

I have spent weeks trying to think of who Casper reminds me of but I still don't know

He's a bit like that bloke, Alexis Conran off The Real Hustle

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:07

No not him @dapsnotplimsolls

petathedragon · 15/10/2024 21:07

Steven is a dick

Tittat50 · 15/10/2024 21:07

Caspar looks quite a dish tonight

menopausalfart · 15/10/2024 21:08

Emma reminds me of Kirsty Allsopp.

Pieandchips999 · 15/10/2024 21:08

Omg Alex even appeared furious about losing rock paper scissors
Another bitch fest
Most exiting thing is the decor currently

JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:08

All these lips 👄 It's overwhelming

gonnabeteoubleemma · 15/10/2024 21:08

Holly and polly in the same room. FIREWORKS

SilentSheldon · 15/10/2024 21:08

Sounds like Hannah is going a bit lurpak.

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JaneJeffer · 15/10/2024 21:09

I don't know him @Bluetrews25 but I googled and see a resemblance but it's someone else I'm trying to think of

Marcipex · 15/10/2024 21:09

SilentSheldon · 15/10/2024 21:08

Sounds like Hannah is going a bit lurpak.

Bleddy expensive?

SilentSheldon · 15/10/2024 21:09

And she looks incapable of putting her arms through sleeves.

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Pieandchips999 · 15/10/2024 21:10

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/10/2024 21:05

Giles Coren?

Omg he does

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