No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

You did tickle me with this.

Oh yeah, she’s a fucking nut job 😂

But I’m not getting good vibes from him at all.

May I suggest Love is Blind: Habibi?

I'm so pathetic, I really want to know what the sodding secret is. He has 2 knobs? One of his kids isn't his? His Mum has an OnlyFans????

Omg go home people that hate or don't fancy eachother. And now I can't find the remote what crap is on now. Hmm seen a bit more of a side to Stephen. Why on earth did he tell a person he just met a big secret that he is that cross about. I feel like I'm the one trapped inside a inescapable relationship with this show despite it being over long ago. And they really need to learn from the coercive control men they recruit

Do NOT fall into the Bondi Crap Trap. It took me a while to wean myself off it.

Didn't Luke have a scrap with that other lad?

I want to know too. I was going for no knob. Obviously post children. Two knobs might explain all the kids 🤣

He's the one who gave Kieran herpes

Oh yeah Jordan and Luke that was awful

Ooh yes. Thank you. Was there a party that some of them weren't invited to and it all went from there??

If it’s that it’s not his natural hair colour, I’m going to be bitterly disappointed.

Strange just how forgetful this show is. I can't remember anything from last year apart from Brad.

I remember a few of us did some googling about 'downstairs surgery' that we regretted.

I barely remember anything about it once it ends

" I feel like I'm the one trapped inside a inescapable relationship with this show despite it being over long ago. "

YES!!!

We're all in an abusive relationship with the show. We put up with it, try to make the best of it, get a break for a bit when it walks out, and then welcome it back.

We're not so perfect 🤣🤣

I have to listen to Trevor Nelson's show on R2 to unwind now ( and read my novel about a gruesome murder in Turkey...) 😂

I am watching Threads. Apparently it is scary.

No I think they’d been butting heads for a while.

And Luke said something not very nice, insinuating he’d cheat on his wife Jay and Jordan told her I think and Luke went mad about, knocked on his door and punched him.

And Luke then got kicked off at the next commitment ceremony.

ARE YOU MAD?!!!!😂😮😵

A book or two probably has been written about me.

I didn't see Threads at the time, all I know about it is how it traumatised a whole generation. Feel a bit too anxious to even watch it now as an adult... Hope you are ok after watching it!

Ignore me- forgot to quote so my comment message no sense!

It can't be worse than Salo, surely?