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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 22:24

TooManyAnimals94 · 14/10/2024 22:11

Maybe I'm a worse person than Hannah but if someone rejected my apology like a 5 Yr old on TV, he'd be waking up to whatever that dirty secret is in sky writing outside his window.

You did tickle me with this.

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browneyes77 · 14/10/2024 22:24

Combattingthemoaners · 14/10/2024 22:23

I agree. She’s still a penis though.

Oh yeah, she’s a fucking nut job 😂

But I’m not getting good vibes from him at all.

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 22:24

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:22

Really not enjoying this series, but if you want a lovely romcom to watch, to restore your faith in ( middle aged ) love, watch ' No one wants this' on Netflix instead...

May I suggest Love is Blind: Habibi?

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:25

I'm so pathetic, I really want to know what the sodding secret is. He has 2 knobs? One of his kids isn't his? His Mum has an OnlyFans????

Pieandchips999 · 14/10/2024 22:25

Omg go home people that hate or don't fancy eachother. And now I can't find the remote what crap is on now. Hmm seen a bit more of a side to Stephen. Why on earth did he tell a person he just met a big secret that he is that cross about. I feel like I'm the one trapped inside a inescapable relationship with this show despite it being over long ago. And they really need to learn from the coercive control men they recruit

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:26

Pieandchips999 · 14/10/2024 22:25

Omg go home people that hate or don't fancy eachother. And now I can't find the remote what crap is on now. Hmm seen a bit more of a side to Stephen. Why on earth did he tell a person he just met a big secret that he is that cross about. I feel like I'm the one trapped inside a inescapable relationship with this show despite it being over long ago. And they really need to learn from the coercive control men they recruit

Do NOT fall into the Bondi Crap Trap. It took me a while to wean myself off it.

browneyes77 · 14/10/2024 22:27

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:22

I'm trying to remember last year's retreat but I'm drawing a blank. Did anything happen?

Didn't Luke have a scrap with that other lad?

Pieandchips999 · 14/10/2024 22:27

I want to know too. I was going for no knob. Obviously post children. Two knobs might explain all the kids 🤣

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 22:27

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:25

I'm so pathetic, I really want to know what the sodding secret is. He has 2 knobs? One of his kids isn't his? His Mum has an OnlyFans????

He's the one who gave Kieran herpes

Pieandchips999 · 14/10/2024 22:27

browneyes77 · 14/10/2024 22:27

Didn't Luke have a scrap with that other lad?

Oh yeah Jordan and Luke that was awful

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:29

browneyes77 · 14/10/2024 22:27

Didn't Luke have a scrap with that other lad?

Ooh yes. Thank you. Was there a party that some of them weren't invited to and it all went from there??

Haggia · 14/10/2024 22:31

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:25

I'm so pathetic, I really want to know what the sodding secret is. He has 2 knobs? One of his kids isn't his? His Mum has an OnlyFans????

If it’s that it’s not his natural hair colour, I’m going to be bitterly disappointed.

menopausalfart · 14/10/2024 22:31

Strange just how forgetful this show is. I can't remember anything from last year apart from Brad.

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:33

menopausalfart · 14/10/2024 22:31

Strange just how forgetful this show is. I can't remember anything from last year apart from Brad.

I remember a few of us did some googling about 'downstairs surgery' that we regretted.

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 22:33

menopausalfart · 14/10/2024 22:31

Strange just how forgetful this show is. I can't remember anything from last year apart from Brad.

I barely remember anything about it once it ends

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:33

" I feel like I'm the one trapped inside a inescapable relationship with this show despite it being over long ago. "

YES!!!

murasaki · 14/10/2024 22:34

We're all in an abusive relationship with the show. We put up with it, try to make the best of it, get a break for a bit when it walks out, and then welcome it back.

We're not so perfect 🤣🤣

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:35

I have to listen to Trevor Nelson's show on R2 to unwind now ( and read my novel about a gruesome murder in Turkey...) 😂

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 22:36

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:35

I have to listen to Trevor Nelson's show on R2 to unwind now ( and read my novel about a gruesome murder in Turkey...) 😂

I am watching Threads. Apparently it is scary.

browneyes77 · 14/10/2024 22:36

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 22:29

Ooh yes. Thank you. Was there a party that some of them weren't invited to and it all went from there??

No I think they’d been butting heads for a while.

And Luke said something not very nice, insinuating he’d cheat on his wife Jay and Jordan told her I think and Luke went mad about, knocked on his door and punched him.

And Luke then got kicked off at the next commitment ceremony.

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:38

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 22:36

I am watching Threads. Apparently it is scary.

ARE YOU MAD?!!!!😂😮😵

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 22:38

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:38

ARE YOU MAD?!!!!😂😮😵

A book or two probably has been written about me.

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:41

I didn't see Threads at the time, all I know about it is how it traumatised a whole generation. Feel a bit too anxious to even watch it now as an adult... Hope you are ok after watching it!

VivienneDelacroix · 14/10/2024 22:42

Ignore me- forgot to quote so my comment message no sense!

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 22:42

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 22:41

I didn't see Threads at the time, all I know about it is how it traumatised a whole generation. Feel a bit too anxious to even watch it now as an adult... Hope you are ok after watching it!

It can't be worse than Salo, surely?

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