No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

God these people are too young to be saying it's their last ditch attempt to meet someone. Especially if they've already got FOUR kids!

Stay?

Fame hoor.

Gah

Nobody wants to leave

At least he is honest.

The one leave one stay and you stay thing is like a hostage scenario.

I am just making a random guess.

I’m sliding towards 60 slowly.

My person is out there. Somewhere.

I honestly don’t feel like Stephen is the victim people think he is.

The vibes he’s giving off for me, are a bit dodgy.

Hope he's learned his lesson to keep his secrets to himself until he gets to know someone at least

One mistake, Hannah?

Give it a go...you still have 50k followers to gain

Ooh!! Retreat time!! 🙌🏼

They're all desperate for the retreat aren't they

Really? Hannah and Orson? From one crazy to another?

It did look quite nice, in fairness.

Retreat? Get in!

I can't believe they're all here for another week. Getting a bit overcrowded.

I'm watching on catch up but wtf is Paul wearing? His legs look like the Terminator's

he knew hannah what 2 days and told her a massive, huge secret about himself. bit dumb innit?

Hannah and Orson?

nah.

Really not enjoying this series, but if you want a lovely romcom to watch, to restore your faith in ( middle aged ) love, watch ' No one wants this' on Netflix instead...

I'm trying to remember last year's retreat but I'm drawing a blank. Did anything happen?

Damn, I fell asleep

Surely we’ll have some leavers after this retreat!!

Maybe:

Richelle & Orson
Nutjob Hannah & Secretive Stephen
Holly & Angry Alex

I agree. She’s still a penis though.