No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

I KNEW he was going to say no. His face was like thunder.

Of course now we all want to know what it was he said to her...!

He cries when he orgasms.

I have to keep looking now. Is it a picture of the Obamas from behind??

Maybe I'm a worse person than Hannah but if someone rejected my apology like a 5 Yr old on TV, he'd be waking up to whatever that dirty secret is in sky writing outside his window.

So are we all ixperts now father?

I'm behind, just starting with Orson and Richelle, but I'll be back when I'm done. So far, so what the actual fuck.

And I don’t think she was actually threatening to expose it.

She was simply making a point about him being a hypocrite and it was more of a “how would you feel if I did a similar thing to you”.

Hannah should have apologised before and not because Paul pushed her to

But to me, there is an implied threat in that. I don’t think she’d have done it but to mention it gave him the fear.

They're both awful. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Hannah broke trust before it had even formed

Toxic trait

In Pob’s defence (Hannah), I don’t think she’s done anything that warrants his level of anger. He’s coming across an even bigger knob than her.

One can hope.

Ive got my wave buhbyeee ready 👋🏽

Maybe Hannah knows where the bodies are buried

Totally. He's been shitting himself ever since that she's going to tell everyone whatever it is.

Hannah is a nause, but Stephen gives me massive prick type vibes if I’m honest.

He keeps saying “It’s the Hannah show”, but he also makes everything about him and being the victim

I can't believe they're all still there. Hanging on for dear life.

I think he could have accepted the apology if the rest of her behaviour wasn’t so shitey.

Moose knuckles. That's what's on Paul's shirt.

She is a nutter to be fair

Moose knuckles? I can't see it!

Yes my thoughts too. Her behaviour all along is giving crazy woman non genuine "vibes"

He looks almost as simmery angry as Alex.

I don’t like that.

But she pulls ma puddans.

Bollocks to remembering what you felt walking in. It's when you know them a bit that it becomes clearer.

I don't think either one of them are able to put their egos aside.