No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

I wonder if having duck lips makes it a lot harder to lip read

I hear you does not mean I'm going to do anything.

So much cheap leather this week

He just wants to get laid 😂

Sasha’s boots are confusing when she is seated

Sacha often flashing/nearly flashing her knickers
Shouldn't wear skirt that short on that couch

These two are too good to be true. I'm not really buying it tbh.

It wipes clean queen.

Handy when folk are chittering about intinmacy every 2 minutes.

Halloween week- Sasha has come as a pumpkin!

He just wants a blowie.

Love yous?

My arse.

All I am thinking of is thrush, chafing and sweaty crotches.

Oh yes - I keep forgetting she’s abstinent/ celibate

Bows are more 80s arent they?

I definitely had them but not in the 90s...that was the grunge era

Oh please with the love yous at this point.

Mel is dressed as the Odile/Black Swan version of big bird.

At least Lacy’s tights outfit had ventilation.

So. Much. Pleather!!

Emma looked very bitter.

They should go...theyre not well suited

Holly, you need a bra intervention. Your boobs are spilling out.

What is Alex's idea of sweet and good? Her being silent and not even looking at him?

Gosh. Shine, plump. Like sausages.

Fucking lay it on him

Get a drip for Richelle stat

Experts, stop making it Holly's fault! We all saw him ignoring her and flirting with Barbie...