No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

Is it also trendy to wear your jacket as a cape now?

Do you think the producers sending in Botox to encourage them all top up, for our viewing entertainment?

He has such a petulant teenage boy facial expression.

Holly looks broken.

He looks so very, very Angry.

And that expert thinking she should see his side about asking to talk?

’koff.

She wants to do it in a ‘safe place’.

No hen. Ask yersel why you are saying that deep down. Your gut is speaking.

YOU SAID SAFE PLACE.

Why?

I don't like Alex at all but I would hate to be pulled away for a chat at a dinner party

Here's another two who need to get gone.

I think the ixpirts are scared of Alex

Yes. I don't know how it stays on their shoulders, mine always falls off.

Me too

She should have raised it the next day. Sober

But surely part of the issue was the way he was flirting with Amy at the dinner party??

So Luke's compared himself to a Bond Villain.
Casper now looks like a geography teacher who was kidnapped on the school trip by Emma and has been in the basement for three weeks.
Not getting what there is between Ross and Sacha.
Alex being a proper perp and rewriting history. It's really uncomfortable to watch.

He was just chatting

Gaston didn't erupt

Why the fuck would they pair someone with a history of an abusive relationship with an abusive angry person like him?

You go Mel! She's calling out his body language.

Hmm, hadn't thought of that, but maybe so.

They are both awful, him worse than her, but I'd run 500 miles from both of them

I think she is scared to speak to alex about issues unless she has the safety of company. he is a vicious, gaslighting prick.

I am old.

Just saw this 😂

Go Mel.

Oh love. Dont write stay.

Yeah with his back to Holly

Oh ffs Holly.

Of, fuck off Holly. You need to do The Freedom Programme a few times.

Fed and watered? You're not a rabbit.

Fed and watered? Fairly low bar. Unless you're a hamster...