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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 21:21

Ugh, the pain on his face.

Phase2 · 14/10/2024 21:21

FREE CASPAR
JUSTICE 4 CASPAR

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 21:21

Poor Casper, trapped for another week. He's gonna top himself!!

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:21

He's going to throw himself out the window

Speccytwit · 14/10/2024 21:21

Bloody hell !! Let the poor guy go

TooManyAnimals94 · 14/10/2024 21:21

Is Mel going as Jon Snow for Halloween?

Sorry if that joke has already been made. Missed a few posts.

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:21

I really do feel for Casper now. He's at the end of his tether!

Sallyingon · 14/10/2024 21:21

Yikes

SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 21:22

I can’t help it. I like Emma.

i think someone back in time has done a total number on her and she has laughed things off and learned to keep laughing.

She does need to drop the shite. I truly don’t think it is JUST size that’s putting him off.

I understand why he’s said tata.

I understand why she didn’t.

Shite drama editing I could do without though!

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dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:22

Poor Caspar.

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 21:22

Nothing will ever progress with Emma and Caspar

They need to go away now

SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 21:22

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:19

I'm not paying any attention to what they're saying

Emma looks very shiny

Very wise!

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dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:22

Richelle's in full teenage sulk mode - clothes, hair and face.

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:23

Let my Caspar go. Ferris Bueller style. That's how it was singing in my head.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 21:23

Currently singing "Let him leave" from Les Mis.....

SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 21:23

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 21:19

It's so put on and lacks any genuine emotion.

Oooh, Paul calling out the fake niceness.

As long as we can call out the fake expertness….

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MyEarringsAreGreen · 14/10/2024 21:24

TooManyAnimals94 · 14/10/2024 21:21

Is Mel going as Jon Snow for Halloween?

Sorry if that joke has already been made. Missed a few posts.

I just said this to my DH 😂😂

Combattingthemoaners · 14/10/2024 21:24

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:21

He's going to throw himself out the window

From the second floor. Not high enough for certain death but a couple of broken legs would be preferable over Ellnet Emma.

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 21:24

SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 21:22

I can’t help it. I like Emma.

i think someone back in time has done a total number on her and she has laughed things off and learned to keep laughing.

She does need to drop the shite. I truly don’t think it is JUST size that’s putting him off.

I understand why he’s said tata.

I understand why she didn’t.

Shite drama editing I could do without though!

I honestly don't think it's anything to do with her size but everything to do with her utterly unbearable personality.

I am probably projecting, but, temper and personality wise, I am a bit of a Casper and have worked with the likes of an Emma. If she hadn't left when she did, a murder would have been committed.

Junkemail · 14/10/2024 21:24

I do like Emma's outfit tonight, searching for one of them sweaters now.

Also #freecaspar

WeregoingtoIbiza · 14/10/2024 21:24

Best part of mafs tonight was the the Chris Hemsworth ad 😍

MyEarringsAreGreen · 14/10/2024 21:24

Caspar is gutted. Emma needs to throw him back in poor thing 😂

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:25

Combattingthemoaners · 14/10/2024 21:24

From the second floor. Not high enough for certain death but a couple of broken legs would be preferable over Ellnet Emma.

She'd go full Annie Wilkes.

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:26

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:25

She'd go full Annie Wilkes.

Haha. Totally. The coffee cup handle is not at the right angle. It's ankle smashing for you.

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:26

Stop lying Emma

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