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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:16

@Villagetoraiseachild I blame Harry Styles for that

SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 21:17

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:16

Fud is an excellent word, taught to me by glaswegian friend.

It is a million time worse than the c word for me.

I think I’ve said it out loud twice in my life. Both under duress.

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Tittat50 · 14/10/2024 21:17

Emma's borrowed sone bin bags from Ryan

Caspar's trying to do a Gaston

Phase2 · 14/10/2024 21:17

Emma reminds me of Emma Thompson in nanny McPhee

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:18

Emma is too jolly hockey sticks for me.

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:18

SilentSheldon · 14/10/2024 21:17

It is a million time worse than the c word for me.

I think I’ve said it out loud twice in my life. Both under duress.

Heh, whereas i get away with it in front of the aged parents as they're not quite sure what they heard.

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:18

Caspar's got a fair point here.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 21:18

Paul's trousers are awful

Marcipex · 14/10/2024 21:19

I haven’t seen Nanny McPhee but Emma reminds me of Emma Thompson in Love Actually.

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 21:19

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:18

Emma is too jolly hockey sticks for me.

It's so put on and lacks any genuine emotion.

Oooh, Paul calling out the fake niceness.

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:19

Just leave you two.

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:19

I'm not paying any attention to what they're saying

Emma looks very shiny

Tittat50 · 14/10/2024 21:19

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 21:18

Paul's trousers are awful

They've all got bin bags on
I think Sasha has some bin bag boots on too

Phase2 · 14/10/2024 21:20

Marcipex · 14/10/2024 21:19

I haven’t seen Nanny McPhee but Emma reminds me of Emma Thompson in Love Actually.

Yes! Just Emma Thompson generally

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:20

Why are they so shocked he wants to leave?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 21:20

Please leave!!

Phase2 · 14/10/2024 21:20

LEAVE

Konfuzzled · 14/10/2024 21:20

I think she has a lot of botox in her forehead. It never moves.

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 21:20

Wise decision Casper. The horse is beyond dead.

WonTheCup · 14/10/2024 21:20

Emma is full of shit

Speccytwit · 14/10/2024 21:20

yes Caspar - time to leave

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:21

Poor Casper

CabraCadabra · 14/10/2024 21:21

Caspar looks pissed.

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:21

Oh for fucks sake Emma. Let him go.

WeregoingtoIbiza · 14/10/2024 21:21

He doesn't look happy

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