No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

[SilentSheldon]

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

Alex asking why didn't Holly just tell him how she felt. Ermm she was trying to but you wouldn't listen

I think that's obvious to anyone watching them. He is terrifying.

Haha I called Luke James Bond! ( not a villain tho...)

If the cameras weren't there and Alex & Holly were in new relationship in RL, I genuinely think Alex would have hurt her physically by now.

He's such an arse hole

What the hell is Mel wearing. She looks like the Hawkmen from Flash Gordon

Alex!! 😠

Mel

What's with all the massive bows in their hair? Is this a new thing??

'Work my magic' - putting my snacks down.

Holly took him to the side privately to have a chat with him at that dinner party. And he completely shut her down and walked off

The reason he doesn’t like anything being brought up in front of other people, is because he doesn’t like being called out on his behaviour. And if others are there is harder for him to make Holly out to be the problem. And he also can’t intimidate her as easily if others are there.

It's the latest style 🎀

Why are production not getting involved with Alex and Holly ?

I really think Binman gives off similar vibes ☺️

Bows have been in fashion for more than a year now. Ever since the 90's fashion started to come back.

Love language - drink!

Also the lads wearing pearl bracelets and necklaces?

Just in the door.

As many of you will know, I’m not averse to having a swear. Being mindful of my company, I have not changed my mind.

For those who hate the c word, I’m ok with it usually. It gets scattered now and then.

Alex gets the f one from me. I use it so seldomly and for me, being from a neuk of Scotland who struggle with this word too, it does not come lightly.

Alex is a gargantuan fud. The fuddiest fud of all things fud, in the kingdom of fud.

You can’t get any more fud.

You can’t edit facial expressions or things you say and the tone with which they come out.

Man be a fud.

For bald toddlers. Yes, I judge that too.

I dont particularly like holly but Alex calling her thick and mocking her, what an abusive prick.

Richelle looks piiiiissseddddd

I like Luke.
I wish my dh gave me compliments all the time.
Tho I look rough in the morning so maybe not!

Yuk, shiny plastic people.
Ok now for the horsey one and the one who dislikes chubsters

Lol, shows how out of the loop I am!!

Had no idea about bows. 😮

Fud is an excellent word, taught to me by glaswegian friend.

You are the one who keeps bringing it back up again!!! Not Casper.

More fragile - gross