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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:04

Emma and Casper the 1970's called. They want their clothes back.

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:05

Casper looking even more like a tubby MilkTray Man!😂

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:06

Phew Sacha I was a bit worried there

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:06

Bye then Richelle

menopausalfart · 14/10/2024 21:07

He was hoping for a sex toy.

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 21:07

Orson isnt throwing the towel in?

Why? Cos he wants the insta exposure?

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 21:08

Alex and Hollie should foxtrot oscar as well

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:08

Kieran looked like a pixie in the hoodie the way he had it tucked behind his ears 😂

Combattingthemoaners · 14/10/2024 21:08

Mango!

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:09

Did Alex just say he's not a confrontational person??

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:09

Combattingthemoaners · 14/10/2024 21:08

Mango!

😁

browneyes77 · 14/10/2024 21:09

Alex is a such a twat.

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:09

Did Holly get more lip fillers

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:10

Combattingthemoaners · 14/10/2024 21:08

Mango!

🤣

Awfeckoff · 14/10/2024 21:10

Whoever called Hollie, Orville. You have changed this programme forever 😂.

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:10

Yes, Alex is a grade A bastard. Holly is intolerable, but he's quite something.

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:10

Alex scares me. He's so cold it's chilling.

FantaBarbara · 14/10/2024 21:11

Never thought I’d say this- I feel sorry for Holly

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:11

He's a scary fucker.

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 21:11

I am late to the party. Why is Alex lecturing Holly and she's just sitting there and taking it?

scoobysnaxx · 14/10/2024 21:11

Fucking prick he issue: pure abusive.

I hope the experts call his whole behaviour out but they won't. It's disgusting

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:11

She's super annoying and would glass you in a Wetherspòons without blinking, but Alex is psychologically dangerous.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/10/2024 21:11

Let the carnage begin! Surely to God we'll get rid of a couple or two tonight??

Combattingthemoaners · 14/10/2024 21:11

She’s basically said I don’t feel safe talking to you without a camera there as you scare me. Why on earth would she ever consider staying with that psychopath!?

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:12

Stephen's a sulky arse.

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