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No spoilies. On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶 Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings. Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.

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SilentSheldon · 10/10/2024 21:25

Have at them.

And his chorizo.

No spoilies.   On the 7th thread of mafsmas my locked in love gave to me 🎶  Seven cocks a-puffing, Six chooks a-moaning, Five thro-own rings.  Four angry birds, Three big hens, Two lovebird pairs and a shrike going fu-ull Deirdreeeeee.
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JaneAustensLife · 13/10/2024 16:45

Is Rishelle a manager at work to anyone I wonder? I’d imagine she would be a terrible person to work under.
I can imagine that if someone’s entire family had died in a house fire five years ago and wanted the day off on the anniversary , she would be shocked they weren’t over it.
“What? Your family died 5 years ago and you’re still not over it ? Get a grip”.
I can see that behaviour from her

I dont like her either - but I think comparing her hypothetical reactions to people banging on about being cheated on and someone telling her their WHOLE family died in a house fire is a bit of a stretch...

5 years to not get over being cheated on and to bring it up still is ridiculous, and definitely ick-inducing

Towerofsong · 13/10/2024 20:43

Combattingthemoaners · 10/10/2024 21:54

I want to hear Nathan’s take on the new couples. If he’s noticed they are there.

😂

MooFroo · 13/10/2024 20:46

SabreIsMyFave · 13/10/2024 11:25

Cross post! Glad it's not just me who is sick of seeing botox and collagen filled faces!

Did you see Sacha's mum and dad?! 😱

And yep, Hannah = vile.

@SabreIsMyFave yes to Sasha’s parents - they seem lovely people but mum looks so strange!
and I’m being a b**ch now as I love Sasha, but can’t help thinking they put her with Ross as he can’t hear her accent 🤣🤣

Would be great if they introduced a twist and had the other couples vote out a couple every so often -that would get rid of Casper and Frumpy Camilla/Emma pretty quickly!

Devillishlooloo · 13/10/2024 23:16

Amy looks to me like a cross between Tess Daley and Melanie Sykes.

Devillishlooloo · 13/10/2024 23:20

I hate Alex so much. He’s aggressive and controlling. I’m scared of him.

VivienneDelacroix · 13/10/2024 23:39

Alex is an awful man and, as others have said, his behaviour absolutely is abusive. I feel sad that Holly is putting up with this and still trying to win him round, but my God, all I can see and hear when she speaks is Orville.

"I wish me and Alix could fliiy, way oop to the skiiy, but we can't".

Tittat50 · 14/10/2024 00:58

@VivienneDelacroix 🤣

Seriestwo · 14/10/2024 09:42

Must admit, I’m excited for tonight. It’s been a busy few days, an hour of gutting at the tv and cackling at this thread is what I need

Devillishlooloo · 14/10/2024 10:20

SabreIsMyFave · 13/10/2024 11:23

I really REALLY don't like Hannah. She is horrible. But her new husband (can't remember his name) is pretty awful too. They seem to hate each other. They should bail now.

Amy and Gaston are OK, but Amy (like some of the other women) has spoiled herself with bloody fillers and botox! I know I go on about it sorry, but it just jars me that young women feel the need to ruin their face.

As for Caspar and Emma. Yeah, I am also bored with the 'Caspar, why don't you fancy meeeeeeeee?' cries! He is never going to fancy Emma. She is attractive and she is cute, and some men will fancy her - but Caspar doesn't. He can't force it.

Time for them all to stop getting at Caspar. They need to throw in the towel Also, as a pp said, whilst Emma is cute, she does seem a bit middle aged before her time. She's 31 isn't she? And when I first saw her I would have guessed 40-42. She just looks a bit 'frumpy.'

Also, as a pp asked, why did Sacha leave? She was fine when they all came in!

Feel sorry for Holly. Alex is fucking vile. She needs to bail. ASAP.

Richelle pisses me off, and she and her husband (Orson?) need to throw in the towel too.

Polly, talking about her and shitlid shagging put me off my supper. 😖No-one wanted to hear that. As someone said earlier, he is only doing this to stay on the show. Pretending he likes her. Some men will shag a corpse. It wouldn't have been too problematic for him to shag her even if she does nothing for him.

I like Lacey a lot, and think she is gorgeous. Certainly NOT the less attractive twin! (They are both lovely!) Nathan is kinda cute too!

Yes spot on with all of those observations.

murasaki · 14/10/2024 14:26

The trailers are thoroughly confusing me, we are on commitment ceremony tonight?

Nogaxeh · 14/10/2024 18:08

murasaki · 14/10/2024 14:26

The trailers are thoroughly confusing me, we are on commitment ceremony tonight?

Yes. Commitment ceremony after dinner party. Who knows what comes next? Is it too soon for the weekend of playing away?

Dillite2 · 14/10/2024 19:11

Nogaxeh · 14/10/2024 18:08

Yes. Commitment ceremony after dinner party. Who knows what comes next? Is it too soon for the weekend of playing away?

They are doing everything out of order this year, so I wouldn't be surprised if weekends away were tomorrow.

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:00

Here we go!

Bluetrews25 · 14/10/2024 21:01

Evening all

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 21:01

Some people need to go today

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:02

Commitment ceremony, how many will leave!?

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:02

It's a long one ... 😎

FantaBarbara · 14/10/2024 21:02

Surely some will go.

murasaki · 14/10/2024 21:02

Well hello. Dp has left the room in disgust, I'm here for it.

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:02

Time for Emma/Caspar and Richelle/Orson to go. Just go.

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:02

Shitlid has gone all soppy 😃

petathedragon · 14/10/2024 21:02

Richelle Orson
Polly adamm
emma caspar
New crazy woman with manic eyes

Buh bye

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:03

Those doors will never cease to annoy me.

JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 21:03

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/10/2024 21:02

It's a long one ... 😎

Which of the husbands said that?

Appalonia · 14/10/2024 21:04

Hannah is a nightmare but really not loving Stephen.

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