Cos the Alijaz Gurn was missed that much.
Also his family's career depends on Strictly surviving. He can't afford for both him and Jeanette to be out of work. He's going to be proper loyal and can't afford to shag anyone. He's as trustworthy as they come (which probably means there will be a surefire scandal come out).
Jamie and Michelle are going to make me vomit by about week two.
Paul or Dean are sacrificial week 1 exit. Paul's been set up for it with vindaloo though. Nick Knowles will survive a couple of weeks cos he took big to just go. Need to milk the fact he's actually recognisable unlike the other celebs before he's allowed to go.
Did I mention Jamie's and Michelle in a tree?