Celebs go dating, anyone watching?

[Jellykat]

I know, i know, its pure crap, but i cant resist..
Anyone else?

Laure(y)n just accept a bit of humble pie and appreciate what you have. You are not a celebrity and neither is Chloe. Model influencer actress means fuck all when it comes to real life. You are a Mum first and foremost now, you have the kids you supposedly wanted and you have financial security for them. Concentrate on giving them all the love you can give them and minimise the scandal they will surely read about when they are old enough..their Dad has made his feelings known towards you now because you have twisted his hand . Think about earning your own money without shame perhaps..you are media fodder in the worst way so avoid it. You don't need the money and exposure

She wears the necklace as a trophy and reminder of kyle walker. It’s her hey look I shagged kyle walker. My kids dad that’s kyle walker.

No no it’s not for kyle walker it’s our children’s. Names with initials after their dad who’s kyle walker if you didn’t know

🤣 With our long term relationship. I’ve only been single since December… yet I filed for child maintenance for klarna two days after she was born. Klarna walker.

Is the daughter’s name really Klarna? Like the buy-now-pay-later company? Like Clearpay?

No it’s kinara like the restaurant.

What child needs their own Instagram page? It's all about her

She needs to reign it in for the sake of the kids, not because they should be ashamed one iota..they need to be allowed to flourish out of the spotlight, without judgement about their parents situation and how they came about..just let them be normal

Really like Jamelia and she looks fab.

Helen saying how honest she is while blabbing that she’s concealed a boyfriend the whole time 😳

Couldn’t help but laugh when Ella was saying Lauryn isn’t famous for having a talent 🤦‍♀️ Pot. Kettle. Black.

I watch on catch up to fast forward Stephen, find him unwatchable. Pervy old man vibes.

Lauryn must surely be on with the vain hope to improve her public image. Comes across as cold, emotional and totally not ready to date.

I like Jamelia and think she seems the only genuine one there. Ella really gets on my nerves and Helen showing her boobs off at every opportunity is pathetic.

Lauryn I am not sure about. I am not sure that she is not acting with the tears. I also can't believe she is only 33. Looks years older

I do not know why I'm watching this low rent crap but I'm a bit hooked now! There isn't one decent person amongst them (oh, sorry, Jamelia is OK) and that includes the agency 'experts'. Some of them are so pleased with themselves, I suppose that's what a small degree of sleb fame does to you. Largely deluded egomaniacs with limited talent which might be the point, ha!

So, Helen please put your tits away. Ella you are not an icon and the lip licking is getting annoying. Steven you're a creepy manchild. Chris is weird and glib. Tristan is smug and anodyne. Lauryn just shouldn't be allowed out.

It's all about the money and the exposure (literally for some of the women taking part - put some bloody clothes on!) and nothing to do with finding romance, of course. I feel very old... this isn't modern dating is it??

I'd never heard of Lauryn but I've no idea what's going on. She looks like she'd rather do the Cresta Run on her bare arse than being there. Surely she doesn't need the money or want to be discussing this in public?

Totally agree. Jamelia seems pretty normal and down to earth, none of the others do.

The experts all come across as smug and full of themselves as does Ella.

I have seen far more of the womens bodies than I wanted to.

Oh she does. She very very much does. She told the family court judge she doesn’t want a job as she wants to be a celebrity. It’s her whole thing.

Forgot... influencer model (and convicted benefit cheat) one out of three ain't bad..only one is verified

Kyle has paid the price 10 x over, the judge called her out. If she's a good mum she'll protect her kids from public scrutiny by just getting on with it. She is being given an allowance per month that some earn in a year...her household bills are paid as are Nanny and private school fees for the kids until they are 18. She needs to rethink her strategy and keep out of the public eye because she's not got the charisma to win people over.. sorry Lauren/Lauryn wearing a KW necklace is just showing desperation..and not a good look

Parrotseatthemall OK, I get it, you don't like Lauryn. It's turned into a tedious rant, now though. I've reported your post calling her a wh*re. There's no need.

Paid the price? You do realise that he could have taken some actual responsibility and used a condom and/or had a vasectomy and/or not cheated on his partner?

@Ohmychristmick

How do you know she didn't tell him she was on the pill?

Did she not know he was married?

Once can be a mistake/forgiven perhaps but twice?

And that's all on her?

Adults who are sleeping with more than one person should be using a condom. So the pill is irrelevant.

Exactly.

There's a fuck tonne of rabid Misogyny by a couple of posters on this thread.

@Menstum
How do you know she didn't tell him she was on the pill?

Did she not know he was married?

Once can be a mistake/forgiven perhaps but twice?

She told him she was infertile. She used to flog fertility bracelets. He should still have used protection though because of STI's. He wasn't married when they first got together. He was split up from his then girlfriend, who he got back together with and married. Lauryn knew he was married when she became pregnant with the second child.

The bloke needs to take responsibility if he absolutely doesn't want to run the risk of pregnancy. It's irrelevant what the woman says....use a condom or risk a baby coming along.

I'm assuming he knew he was married too.

@Ohmychristmick I'm assuming he knew he was married too

Of course he did. But I was answering the question asked.

They are both grade A wank badgers for cheating / being the other women.

Lauryn though has completely used this as her I’m famous thing. I mean what was she ever on before? Her sister was on tv not her. Can’t say I’ve seen any of her modelling footage in any of the news articles and she’s private / public on and off so much I don’t think she can really be called an influencer 🤷🏻‍♀️ if your going to make your living off sleeping with a married man your going to get some hate let’s face it. She could very easily live a lovely live with her children in private if she wanted too.

Just like we don’t see Annie doing a million pap-walks or plastering her children on her Instagram or whatever. She’s not gone onto tv to tell all or do a sob story, if she the one who’s married too with four children can lead a relatively private life so could Lauryn.

That’s why people dislike her. Always got her begging bowl out and a tear to drop while making snide comments about Annie and getting the neighbour to spy on them.