Celebs go dating, anyone watching?

[Jellykat]

I know, i know, its pure crap, but i cant resist..
Anyone else?

Helen was in Coronation street for years. Her acting wasn't good in that. She's done one episode of Holby and that's all she's done as far as I know. She's gone down the reality route to keep the money coming in I presume.

I’m sorry but I found the gym guy clip & it’s so funny:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mD-8TfFTjrI

Oh I remember that. The dancing!! 🙈🙉 Poor Mutya. He had zero awareness. What a cock!

Hahaha I remember this 😆😆

The shoes squeaking 🤣🤣

We've seen Tristan kissing a couple of times. He's twice pulled away with a string of saliva still joining them 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Can't stand Lauryn Goodman! She's a convicted benefit cheat and two separate judges for her child maintenance court cases said she was dishonest and couldn't be trusted!!

I did laugh at Stephen asking Lauryn who was her type, "apart from married?" 😅😅

The squeaky shoes kill me & the bit where she says if she wanted to kill him she’d know to find him in the gym 😂. You do wonder where they get some of these guys. To be honest the main reason I watch CGD is for moments like these. I think this season the dates & celebrities haven’t been as funny.
I agree about Stephen’s question to Lauren. I don’t warm to her at all & not impressed to hear about the benefit stuff!

I’d never even heard of Lauryn before this show! But Google tells me that she was convicted of £21,000 of benefit fraud and was given a suspended sentence + community service. Yikes!

She's a grifter if I say so politely. Went to a private school but worked as a bank cashier before being prosecuted for benefit fraud. The 'model' bit is a misnomer and I'm not sure about who she's influencing (in a good way) She's infamous not famous, and only because the saw pound signs. I think she should just accept the fact that she will have a very nice lifestyle, thanks to her kids and ditch the sponsored by KW logo on everything. She's LG

You'd think a person would lie low after something like that, wouldn't you? I don't think she really takes responsibility / accountability. The affair was all Kyle's fault, Kyle's dishonesty and she doesn't ever think she can forgive him. I'd argue that she either needs to wise up, or at least admit her own faults and failings.

I'm just reading the thread to try gauge if I'll like it as I absolutely can't stand Stephen and felt the same when he was on gogglebox. I don't think I'll be able to watch this as there's so many comments about his so far, and he just ruins my happiness.

Attractive girls are often encouraged into clubs to mix and entertain footballers and other high rolling clients as eye candy (with extras) She was supposed to be infertile because of endometriosis so she saw the first as a miracle baby (fair enough) luckiy for her the man who successfully impregnated her was a multi millionaire footballer (who had been with the mother of 3 of his kids since 16) they had a blip and Lauryn got preggers. He realised he wanted to marry his long term love..but he still made provisions for Lauryns child. His big blunder was to fall for her charms a second time (she likely planned it) and is now sorted until her youngest leaves uni. She lives in a 2.4million pound house rent free and has £12500 a month to spend, a new Mercedes every couple of years and a Nanny and school fees paid for..this will cease if she remarries according to the court decision (or moves a boyfriend in after a period of time) She needs to meet a very rich man to make it worth her while financially now 😏

Helen should have been booted off immediately and had her payment withdrawn.

That clown (Chris) has such a false persona. He must spend hours getting his hair to look like that and hours googling funny things to say on a date.

Ella has gone up in my estimation (I like how many nice looking men seem open-but I remain a little cynical tbh) Jamelia is definitely the person who needs help from the experts to transition from being the pop star to her true persona-she's had some traumas from several baby Fathers (Lauryn note it's common to be dissed even when it's not your fault) Chris is interesting, being so flippant but why hmm?? Stephen coming across as a stereotypical horny gay man child, 2 marriages down the line is not helping. Tristan no preconceived ideas and no opinion. Helen, just put your tits away and be honest.

There are many unsavoury things that Lauryn Goodman has done. She has taunted Kyle Walker's wife online for the past few years, she copies his wife's clothes, she asked the woman who lives next door to the Walkers to spy on them and record them, etc. There are too many to mention on here. She seems unhinged and I'd be quite scared of what she could do if I was Kyle's wife.

They are definitely scraping the barrel when it comes to celebrities willing to go dating... Maybe the free therapy they offer to Helen and her beau will be interesting to the viewers and help with ratings (like Lauryn is only there because of car crash TV and greed..who should keep her head down for the sake of her kids, she's only relevant because of the scandal and doesn't need money.... she's not going to win many fans (only fans maybe) she needs a proper job and income for her self esteem) Helen isn't far off except she was married to a footballer from an early age like Kyle's wife ironically

Quite! it's a lasting reminder to her, and a bit chavvy imho both are just made up names to fit her narrative Kinara aka Kinell/Klarna etc etc The city in Egypt is Cairo fair enough if you like the sound but why spell it with a K? Unless it gives you an excuse to wear a necklace with KW on it to remind you of your kids?? They could have your own surname if you wanted to protect them and to leave the shit show that funds them in the background Lauryn

She's milking him aka using him as an open cheque book as the judge said (many will not know what a cheque is but it's a licence to extract money as much as she can without breaking the law aka bribing )

That's a bit far.
I'm not a fan of hers but there's no need to say that.

@Parrotseatthemall I'm pretty sure his real name Kairo Goodman because that's what was on his birth certificate. not Walker.

If so why is the KW necklace the star of the show at every opportunity?

Maybe not, but she's an influencer and she's influenced me so I blame her ultimately. It's her job supposedly;)

@Parrotseatthemall If so why is the KW necklace the star of the show at every opportunity?

Because she calls him Kairo Walker, and her daughter is Kinara Walker. They both have their own instagram pages with those names. She says she always wears the necklace for the children, but no one who knows her back story believes that. If there are any tattlers on here they may be able to clarify.

The only one on cgd that isn't on there for the money is Jamelia imo. I think she is genuinely looking for a relationship.