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Celebs go dating, anyone watching?

357 replies

Jellykat · 19/08/2024 21:16

I know, i know, its pure crap, but i cant resist..
Anyone else?

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OhmygodDont · 09/09/2024 13:18

No idea tho why the hell Helen when on when she’s clearly got someone on the go 🤦🏻‍♀️

Chatonette · 09/09/2024 13:21

OhmygodDont · 09/09/2024 13:18

No idea tho why the hell Helen when on when she’s clearly got someone on the go 🤦🏻‍♀️

💷

Beth216 · 09/09/2024 13:25

The blond curly guy that Ella has now decided she 'loves' and is 'perfect' gives me the creepiest Russell Brand vibes.

usernother · 09/09/2024 14:36

@OhmygodDont
She wasn't a model. She's a very unusual shape, long body and really short legs. Any modelling work would have been hampered by this.

Helen obviously just went on this for the money. Just like the rest of them apart from Jamelia.

OhmygodDont · 09/09/2024 14:49

usernother · 09/09/2024 14:36

@OhmygodDont
She wasn't a model. She's a very unusual shape, long body and really short legs. Any modelling work would have been hampered by this.

Helen obviously just went on this for the money. Just like the rest of them apart from Jamelia.

I didn’t think she had been but I’d seen her mentioned as model/influencer online in places.

Still not sure how she can be an influencer when she’s on private not like she has two main profiles one for Influencer stuff and one private for family and friends. So it would really appear she’s genuinely only famous for having see with a married man 🤷🏻‍♀️

Menstum · 09/09/2024 17:33

@usernother

She clearly tricked him. Telling him she was infertile.

She's a liar. No doubt about that

Ohmychristmick · 09/09/2024 22:30

Menstum · 09/09/2024 17:33

@usernother

She clearly tricked him. Telling him she was infertile.

She's a liar. No doubt about that

What is all this shit on here? Tricked him? Are you aware of the fact that he's responsible for his own actions? That he shouldn't just accept anyone's word and should use condoms/have a vasectomy/not cheat.

Thecatatnight · 09/09/2024 23:04

I wish Lauryn Goodman hadn’t joined the agency as it’s completely derailed this thread!
Anyway, what did everyone think of Helen’s new man? He isn’t what I was expecting at all. It’s a bit weird thinking back to her snogging her dates faces off when she had a boyfriend the whole time! Can’t imagine he’s too thrilled about that.
It’s so cringe the fact that some of the celebs heard Tristan & Chris at it with their dates. I like Jada & Chris together but I feel like Tristan needs to stop dithering around if he’s still thinking about Georgia while getting it on with Kea. Feel really nervous for Stephen with his date for some reason as he seems to really like him & I actually really like Ella’s date- he reminds me of Jonny Flynn!

8008Bee · 10/09/2024 06:31

I had to look up who Lauryn was because she just seems totally unsuited to being on there. She doesn't appear happy, she's whining like a toddler and now reading her story I can see why any potential man is being quite cautious around her! Who would want to be involved in that drama (apart from people desperate to be on TV/in the press of which there seem to be many!).

Apart from the rights or wrongs of it, if you had kids, even if they were small, why put the family through more shit by airing your dirty laundry in public even more?!

I must admit I'm not a reality TV person at all so maybe they are all like this! But you're right @Thecatatnight it has derailed the programme totally

Menstum · 10/09/2024 07:27

@Ohmychristmick

I think we need to agree they're both responsible don't you?

Her for lying about being fertile

He for not wearing a condom

8008Bee · 10/09/2024 07:43

I also think, like they did with Vanessa, they are putting Jamelia with men who are too young. She needs someone her own age I think!

Pigeonqueen · 10/09/2024 07:50

8008Bee · 10/09/2024 07:43

I also think, like they did with Vanessa, they are putting Jamelia with men who are too young. She needs someone her own age I think!

I agree. I’m the same age as Jamelia and there’s no way I would date some of the men she’s been put with, they seem more suited to my dd (20s)!

Ohmychristmick · 10/09/2024 08:03

Pigeonqueen · 10/09/2024 07:50

I agree. I’m the same age as Jamelia and there’s no way I would date some of the men she’s been put with, they seem more suited to my dd (20s)!

Probably 20 somethings are the only people willing to go on the programme. Sane men in their 40s aren't going to go on it.
I turned it off last night. It really is unutterable bilge. I love MiC, so I'm not averse to a bit of low-brow tele but this really is way beyond shite.

usernother · 10/09/2024 11:50

Just watched last nights episode. The utter bilge they all talk when on dates is very boring. CGD wasn't always this bad. Is it the calibre of the people in it now, or is it too scripted? Has Jamelia specifically asked for younger men or are her dates the best the 'agency' can come up with?

Thecatatnight · 10/09/2024 12:05

I think they have always had difficulty finding high calibre dates for older female celebrities- it was the same with Ulrika & Sinitta from what I recall.
I think this series is less funny overall, maybe the celebrities themselves, not sure. Rob Beckett perhaps has less to work with!

catkin89 · 10/09/2024 13:13

It's weird to see the agents portray themselves as these reasonable, insightful and kind advisers when they often give pretty poor advice or even if they give good advice they also overlook and encourage some really bad behaviour. And most of the dates they seem to invite are either these tattooed Mr Muscle types who don't have anything to say or girls with pumped up lips and boobs and fake everything whose only aspiration seems to be an 'influencer' of some sort. Or the girl Tristan is now seeing who seems hellbent on marrying him immediately - wonder why? It really is such a depressingly vacuous world.

So if a celeb likes someone they promptly send them off with a bunch of other people and encourage them to get off with them - nice! And then congratulate them for a job well done like Tristan and Chris for having a sleazy night of it, shagging in everyone's hearing after Tristan already seemed to connect with another girl. Is this really the sort of behaviour that is likely to lead to good relationships?

And sorry but I find both Ella and Stephen just horrible. Their dynamic is the classic bitchy queen behaviour that often seeks to denigrate and shame women - Ella wasted no time in bitching about Lauryn who is clearly in a bad way (Why was she invited in the programme? And the misogyny towards her is vile, including here.) and even while posing as a shoulder to cry on you could see she was just lapping up the drama and gathering material for gossip. And Ella just seems so narcissistic, seeking endless validation and making pretty poor choices like preparing to ditch the guy who really likes her and who she has already shagged twice.

And Stephen - just wow! Can someone really be that immature and obnoxious at his age? When he meets guys who try to have some sort of normal conversation with him he gets bored and starts spouting his puerile and offensive smut. And the agents don't take him to task about any of it or if they did they've given up!

Chris I think needs some sort of therapy (they all do) to encourage him to have a smidgen of respect for his dates and to behave like a normal human being.

Tristan comes across a relaxed and confident sort of guy but it's easy when you're a privileged and entitled posh guy no doubt rolling in it. And his behaviour in the last episode/s really wasn't great and the agents encourage it?

Jamelia, I feel really sorry for her. Can they really not find her a grown-up man with a modicum of charisma, conversation and actually something to offer rather than these little fanboys and hustlers they keep peddling?

svendeadywins · 10/09/2024 14:27

@catkin89

You have just summed it up brilliantly and I couldn't agree more. I feel a bit ashamed for having watched this far it's so crass! I suppose it's meant to be harmless fun but is it?

It really is such a depressingly vacuous world. Too true!

mydogisthebest · 10/09/2024 18:52

*@catkin89 *could not agree more. A depressing and very sad world in my view.

The celebs, apart from Jamelia, are not very nice people. The male invited dates are almost like identikits - all have seem to have loads of tattoos and beards. The females are false and trashy. Having sex on a first date when they know it is going to be shown on tv! So classy. Their clothes are trashy too. Chris' girlfriend when she left in the morning had the smallest dress I have ever seen on.

If that is what modern day dating is like then thank god I don't have to be part of it.

Jellykat · 10/09/2024 19:13

Just nipping in to say, i really liked how Stephen and Chris behaved with their dates yesterday.. bit vulnerable, less crass / bullshitty..

Time will tell if they keep it up!

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Parrotseatthemall · 10/09/2024 19:55

I think Chris kept it up ok

catkin89 · 10/09/2024 19:56

mydogisthebest · 10/09/2024 18:52

*@catkin89 *could not agree more. A depressing and very sad world in my view.

The celebs, apart from Jamelia, are not very nice people. The male invited dates are almost like identikits - all have seem to have loads of tattoos and beards. The females are false and trashy. Having sex on a first date when they know it is going to be shown on tv! So classy. Their clothes are trashy too. Chris' girlfriend when she left in the morning had the smallest dress I have ever seen on.

If that is what modern day dating is like then thank god I don't have to be part of it.

Yeah all of this, and sending posh Tristan all these women so obviously from the lower classes who are desperate to do whatever he wants while he, in his own words, is not up for a serious relationship with them. Of course not. But it's so cynical.

Parrotseatthemall · 10/09/2024 20:29

I'm glad my rant was deleted the other night, thank you Zebra, but the term 'Model' has long been used as a euphemism and attractive women were always encouraged/recruited to attend events and nightclubs to attract men with money as unpalatable as it may sound to feminists today.

Parrotseatthemall · 10/09/2024 20:58

Yep Tristan's date is thinking she's on the home run, while we know he's now still thinking of Georgia

Parrotseatthemall · 10/09/2024 21:03

Kea doesn't seem anything less than posh to me..reminds me of Kate M looks wise, but the temptation and opportunity on their date put her on a plate for him, and she was willing. Bowling was a different

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 11/09/2024 10:30

Judgy Jamelia!😱