Celebs go dating, anyone watching?

[Jellykat]

I know, i know, its pure crap, but i cant resist..
Anyone else?

Agree completely. Chris is so try hard it's utterly cringey. You can see he's doing it deliberately to come across as zany. Funny, I missed the comment the other day about him "getting back home to his wife" That actually is genuinely funny and clever, but for me, I think I'd got to a stage where I just filter out all of his 'noise' as I'd already classified it as itritating and not worth my attention.

Helen should definitely go. What an entitled dick. When she was 'walking up to the agency' at the beginning of last night's episode, she kept smiling, flicking her hair and looking across the road. I'm guessing there was a little crowd gathered.

Lauryn shouldn't be there. She's angry, fragile and not ready for a relationship. I guess she's there to put her story across / get back at Kyle / gain a more positive image. It's very sad.

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Agree re Chris. Really awful.

Never mind Celebs go Dating I'm now hooked on Love Island!! It's sooooo bad it's good 🤣

I think Lauryn's KW necklace is such a desperate bid for attention! I know she'd say it's her children's initials (Kairo and Kinara) but I can't understand why she'd give them his surname at all.

It’s worked—we’re all talking about it! It’s the first thing I noticed because of how it was draped over her top.

The All Stars season was amazing 🤩

Next on my list 🤣

Which one are you watching? @MrsPelligrinoPetrichor

Series 5,I'm on episode 3.

Oh wow, you're in for a treat! Probably the best season ever. The drama was off the scale! 🍿

Dh came on from work and usually has no tolerance for crap telly apart from MAFS and saw Tommy Fury and say down and watched half an hour 🤣

Totally detailed the thread, sorry!

Lauryn Goodman also has luggage and towels emblazoned with very large KW initials. She's a top bunny boiler.

"Top bunny boiler" 🤣

She came across as very awkward (even the Tom part where they are in the 'reception' area, she didn't seem to relax) I can't work her out.

So many of these people need serious therapy.

We need a top bunny boiler to liven things up 🤣

She seems not at all ready for CGD, that's for sure!

Here we go!

I couldn’t work Lauren out either. She seemed a bit of a chilly fish but I guess she’s guarded because she knows she won’t be popular with the viewers.
Helen has gone down in my estimation (not that I had much of an opinion of her before). She’s coming across as quite dense since the big reveal but a bit sly too. I do agree that the constant showcasing of the boobs is a bit much.
It might be the yucky hot tub scene tonight!

Kayleigh’s lips!!! FFS

Does anyone feel sorry for the girl who had to kiss Tristan immediately after he kissed someone else? 😷

I’m loving Stephen and Ella’s friendship!

Yay!! Chris has found someone and she's lovely. I'm delighted for him. Ella is such a lovely kind spirit, I do worry she's picked a bit of a live wire 🥴

Preview to next week sounds like Chris is called out on something though so hope he doesn’t bugger it up with Jada.

Oh fuck your so right! The blokes have personalities like dead sheep most of them! 😴 Only the gay ones and the gay celeb (love his dogs!) have any glimmer of wit, brains and depth.
The guys in earlier series seemed so much better.

Pissing myself at Ella telling Stephen that Lauryn has "no real talent" and is just famous for having kids with a married "futbulluh"

The only person there with any real talent - that I'm aware of - is Jamelia. All the rest of them are reality stars (so 'no real talent' either) with the exception of Helen, who used to be an actor but has slid more into the reality world.

Alex is a bonny lad. All the rest seem to be much of a muchness to me. Imogen is gorgeous. Is it just me, or was Lauryn dished up a couple of Kyle W clones?

Playing suck and blow / Truth or dare / Never have I Evahhhh as adults is just fucking embarassing.

Brothel Based Jacuzzi Session just about sums it up. Right. I think I've seen enough tongues and slavver for one day. Bleurgh!

To be honest the dates all seem to be a similar type really. I think Rob Beckett made a joke about the men all being PT’s & the women beauty/ fashion influencers. I heard the agency approach some of them via their insta? Or is that Love Island? Anyway I agree that the men are generally not hugely interesting although I’m glad they’ve got undertaker guy this series, a bit of diversity! Mutya Buena went on this date a few series ago & it was hilarious as all the guy talked about was going to the gym & I think he kept doing random dances.