Olympic Ceremony part Trois, Fin?

[Theremedy]

Isn’t nearly over? Will Celine sing?

Who is the masked assassin?!

I just had to take my cardigan off... 😅

Offffffttttt

Is the flag fixed?

Because they still bloody haven’t

Porn tache

I'm only here for Ezio

Where is everyone? Lots of empty seats/space.

Hands up who is likely to have a weird but erotic dream tonight about Tony dressed as a smurf galloping across the Seine on a metal horse to the romantically French strains of 'DISCO'.

Flame will be lit by Alain Delon stubbing out a gauloise.

Pas de tout. It promised much, but didn't really deliver

This lot look like they’ve been dragged in off the street and given a card

They. Hung. The. Flag. Upside. Down.

They need French farmers in charge of the flame bit. They are excellent pyromaniacs. The number of childhood holidays disrupted by them in the 80s was epic

Reminds me when I did the Brownie promise and got a badge

They could start with the upside down flag.

omg there's an oath

Thought I'd got out of watching the end (thank you DC with nose bleed), but no, still going!

That's what my money is on.

EZIO!!!

Ooh finally I know who this is. Zizou!

No, don’t hate the French, but just disappointed on this event. It doesn’t have p-zazz and wow factor of the usual opening ceremony.

Zidane ❤

Ezio!

Macron kept that short and sweet
maybe he saw the preview and that's why he called the election

the rain is still pouring!